tfw my testosterone has increased by 100000% by switching from wooo to based asp
>>2605263
That's just your IQ dropping
100000% of 0 is still 0
>>2605268
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BROTHER CANT HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER
>tfw Becky, Sasha and Bayley have all had their babyface title reigns cut short so Vince can indulge his Aryan fetish
>tfw overrated fan favorite's are beaten by superior performers
>>2605224
>alexa bliss
>good performer
Happy for her, but only because she's what divashit should be about: hot catty slut with a smoking body who botches a whole fuck-ton
>>2605224
Overrated fan favourite is exactly what bliss is
How long do you think Bray Wyatt's Wrestlemania streak will be?
I'm thinking:
>0-6
>implying he'll even be around to make it that far
After this year he'll be released.
hopefully he never wins. fat fuck doesn't deserve a win at mania.
>>2605215
I hope they keep building it up to rival the Undertaker's. 0-21 sounds hilarious.
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>Phil goes over the shield
>vegan manlet goes over the wyatts
Who the fuck booked this shit?
>>2605173
throwback to when Deano worked out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_kgVQrvl8&lc=z12scznwjpadhjahj04cg1iy1yepyt3hlpg0k.1493671442230735
>Looking at this video
>scroll down to the comment section
>Mfw there are people in 2017 that still believe that wrestling is real
>indians
>people
>>2605167
>Braun running in out of nowhere and crashing through the car door
>roman is a machine because i am his fan and he is never fail
LOL if you want a good laugh, read some of these comments
Let's start with an easy one.
WHATCHU GON DO WHEN I CUM IN YOU?
>>2605141
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What did he think of Payback?
Thumbs in the middle for the wrestling. Thumbs down for the booking. Snowflakes on Wednesday with the latest newsletter.
Being the bayley mark he is thought that was a terrible ending despite it actually being the most unique match on the card.
Thought house of horrors was total shit
and thought there wasn't a single match that was better than even the low card shit on the new japan show.
Basically it was all garbage to him despite him starting out with "it was pretty good".
>>2605127
Why was house of horror not for the belt? It was pointless then.. the right man won but without the title it was just dumb
Has Vince officially lost it?
When indies like PROGRESS do these le epic quirky PPV names you neckbeards love it.
I bet someone said something about booking or building stars or something and he just lost it and said "YOU KNOW WHAT FAGGOT? WE CAN NAME A PPV GREAT BALLS OF FIRE AND IT'LL STILL SELL OUT"
>>2605133
This. If this were a Chikara ppv you'd all be loving it. Fucking elitest wrestling fans are the saddest things in the world.
You're in the club and this video game slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do? Keep in mind, he's sold over 2.8 million copies and is the best wrestling game of all time.
>best wrasslin game of all time
>not even the best in it's own series
4/10 was just not impressed.
>>2605110
dump gf, take vidya game home, hope my PS2 still works
>>2605110
Sic this bad boy on him and watch him stutter to apologize
"I am white trash" the shirt
>>2605053
That's not a KO shirt.
"I shit in the street" the shirt
>>2605053
This one is better
This place is literally cancer, while /woo/ has actual wrestling posts
this place is just shitflinging with the same 3 people arguing with each other
>>2605002
>I discuss wrestling
>>2605002
and???
I just find hard to believe the "asp only has 5 people" meme. This place seems more active than woo most days.
how the hell can anyone even defend this piece of shit
seriously everything in this match went wrong, they made a fucking POLL and we've seen nothing of it. it looked amateur at best, you could even see the shadows of the fucking cameracrew. the ending was predictable. there was not a single spooky thing about it.
Bray created his own match, got cucked in it and was even outshined by ANOTHER STORYLINE.
Yeah we all know, we've been talking about it since it happened.
And now bray has literally nothing to work with.
>>2604998
tv segment in ppv
only proplem
>>2604998
>Randy joins the Wyatts and we get a few months of kino up until the week after Orton burned down the shed
WWE dropped the ball through the ground all the way to china
so is this fat piece of shit staying on raw now that he lost to jericho or will he still be ruining smackdown this week?
>>2604974
No...how in the hell did that idea even get out?
>>2604983
well they said whoever won would be on smackdown
they didn't say where the loser would be
I can see why people are confused. The "winner goes to SD" stipulation was dumb to begin with, they didn't explain it very well, and everyone assumed KO would win anyway.
I assume he's staying on SD, because nobody said otherwise. He'll probably get added back to the US Title match at Backlash. There doesn't seem to be anything left for him to do on Raw anyway.
>tfw too smart to cut promos in English
>>2604925
I wonder what his head looks like with his hair shaved
>>2604925
>people shit on Roman because he cant cut a good promo
>people love Finn Balor because he can do flippy shit
>yet Finn Balor's promo game is still just slightly better than Roman-tier
Hypocrits.
>>2604925
>>people love Finn Balor because he can do flippy shit
He can't.
>>yet Finn Balor's promo game is still just slightly better than Roman-tier
He's literally one of like five people on the roster worse than Roman. He's Bailey-tier
ITT: Reddit's favorite wrestlers
Rawwwwwrr%r
>>2604897
Byawn Strokesmen is the biggest Jannety in the history of wrestling. Big Dog would kill him in real street fight.
Based Big Braum and his reddit army working aspi 24/7