I think most wrestling fans online have nothing bad to say about this guy.
He isn't attractive
His namesake position isn't even sexual, like what the fuck is that bullshit.
>>2622824
He ain't JR.
Will he ever win a title?
>>2622720
Screencap this post, he'll get the US or Interconch, might main event a PPV but will never sniff the big belt beyond that.
>>2622720
No. He'll be retired in like a year.
Universal
literally why are they still employed
To work smarks like (Ya)
every division needs jobbers
>Main event
Bray
>Midcard
Miz
>Tag
Colons
>>2622674
They're amazing workers. They just have shit gimmicks.
Imagine, if you will, that your life is so completely devoid of meaning and purpose that you spend time making multiple threads a day on a fringe internet discussion forum, wherein you bash a glorified children's entertainer who, despite her dubious career choices and physical shortcomings, is and forever will be FAR more successful in life than you can ever hope to become.
Just imagine that.
this
>>2622634
I want to sex her ass.
>>2622645
That's really insensitive to call me pin head I have an abnormally small head
>be me first year at community college
>first day at class qt pale raven haired girl decides to sit next to me
>spergmode at high alert warning
>she notices my bullet club t shirt and compliments me on it
>i try to 2 sweet her but end up doing some shadow puppet thing with my hand instead
>she just laughs
>end up getting more confident around her as times passes
>talk about wrestling with her
>even begin to become sorta of a class clown since ive got some laughs from the class
>the instructor seems to also be taking a liking to me unlike all my other teachers in HS
>finally feel confident and even start getting good grades
>>2622629
shut up fag with your normie ass story
>>2622629
This is where it all goes downhill
>Halloween comes around
>decide to dress up as AJ Styles to impress qt paige look alike
>get some pleather jacket from goodwill and use Wal-Mart hoodie underneath
>purposely come late to class and stand outside class room
>wait until I hear my name get called in attendance
>play 'AJ's theme' through speaker phone
>hear my name get called
>GETREADYTOFLY
>come into class head down hoodie up with arms side by side
>immediately notice no one laughing
>lift hoodie up without jumping and just quickly walk to seat
>spend 30 seconds clumsily trying to look for phone in pleather jacket and turning off audio
>instructor looks at me with mouth open without me having to look up at him
>feel intense distance from qt raven haired girl
>whole class silent until instructor begins to resume attendance
>turns out qt next to me didn't know about wrestling and just liked the design of my shirt
>spend the next hour and 45 minutes planning how I was gonna get up and leave class to go home and an hero
>don't and just sit there until class was over
>didn't even bother to drop class and just stopped showing to school
>>2622629
What class were you taking?
Why do they call it "sports entertainment" when it is neither a sport nor entertaining?
Faggot Boxing won't pass the censors.
Because that sport is probably a "how long is your dick" contest.
Because that sport is probably a "how long is your dick" contest!
where the fuck was his shirt
why was Randy wearing pants? why does Bray look like a meth addict? who was driver?
>>2622564
so you never knew any actual meth addicts then?
Pierced nipples
Based Braun working the heteros
>>2622328
holy fucking YUM
I want to nuzzle his tummy
I just watched it today. It was hilarious and both Rock and Mick were great, but what made it the highest rated segment of all time?
>>2622323
No specific reason. Wrestling was hot. Rock was over, Mankind was over, the Rock and Sock Connection was over, and the segment was entertaining. In the end, number one inevitably goes to something ad it turned out to be this one.
>>2622462
What point was this in the Monday Night Wars, anyway, was WWF or WCW winning at the time?
>>2622472
WWF was whooping WCW's ass at this point.
Stone Cold and The Rock were larger than life, almost holy.
>Summerslam- Brock v Braun
>Back and forth match, looks like Brock will win with a 3rd F-5
>Right as he goes for it the lights go out, Bray appears and Sister Abigail's Brock, giving the easy title win to Braun
>Braun lifts up the title & Bray joins him, accepting the Black Sheep back into the family, but Braun turns face and destroys him, screaming he doesn't need Bray & never did
>Bray & Braun feud for the Universal title post Summerslam
Cringe
Fantasy booking should be a bannable offence
>>2622294
Anon, this is terrible.
Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan at WM34
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
JUST
thank fuck that niggres got injured so /our girl/ Nikki gets the belt.
I once saw someone compare NXT weekly TV to 1997 RAW.
>Party's over, Gramba
what did he mean by this?
>>2622213
you know what he meant by it, don't play stupid OP
>>2622213
he meant that the celebration for Hulk Hogan had ended upon his arrival and that Hogan is old.
>>2622213
He wanted the party to continue, kiddo
would you shed a sigle tear when Vinnie finally croaks?
no memes just genuine answers
I wouldn't cry cause I don't know the guy, but I would be sad. I'd also brace for WWE's swift death shortly afterwards.
I don't know but I'd be sad as hell. One of my biggest passions in life (that may sound pathetic but I don't give a shit) literally would not exist in its current form - if at all - if not for him.
Not to mention how great of a performer he is, and how interesting/inspiring his life story is.
>>2622149
I'd pour a drink for him. I respect his ambition and how he took on and destroyed all the other territories.
i dont see why it's a minus 5 stars match.
>>2622137
RANDEH didn't stick his hands in a bowl of eyeballs.
>>2622137
>it makes perfect sense to drive to another location in the middle of a match
>>2622137
I didn't think it was anything special, but thought it was alright. House portion was okay. In ring was the story they wanted to tell with Jinder.
I didn't hate it. I didn't like it. It was just there. It could have been better. But yes, it's not the worst of all time or anything.
How did they fuck this up? Booking him as a fast, powerful Taz/Shibata hybrid or a pocket sized Lesnar should have been the easiest fucking thing in the world.
They're lazy and incompetent and don't have to give a shit about any of their booking decisions because their revenue streams are barely tied to the actual product anymore.
>Taz/Shibata hybrid
>pocket sized Lesnar
You've never seen him wrestle before, have you? He took Willie Mack's spot due to his body. He's a big, flippy black guy and void of any charisma. I'd argue that outside of matches with his friends in DG, he didn't even show any charisma in other promotions.
The first episode of SDL he executed a beautiful german, you know the Chris Benoit type where the guy does a flip. At that moment I got the Taz comparison. Dude is a phenomenal talent between the power game and acrobatics. Here's hoping he gets his persona straight and gets pushed to the moon.