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>>2623651
The name's Venom...Vic

>>2623701
What would meltzer choose as his nickname?

Would it be more or less cringier than Vic Venom?

This popped up in my recommended and I had no idea Russo was used as a commentator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggZ8aAI56ns

Based Shinsuke and AJ Styles fucking their way through the Smackdown womens roster.

>>2623639
BKOSS can't keep getting away with this

>tyson is at home with a broken neck watching old nak matches
>his wife is getting riced by nak

pottery

give regular blowies to micheal hayes or one of the other guys behind the scenes

That skirt makes her actually hot

Just fuck the bosses daughter Bro

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never

>the good brothers' reactions to dana snapping the glove
What a dumpster fire series of segments but they salvaged it well. Nurse Dana leaks when?

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>Dana will never lead a hot nurse stable.

>>2623593
>worked
>I also just got worked up into a shoot brother

>>2623593
Sure

>>2623593
>either believing fake news or thinking others will be worked by fake news
Sad!

>>2623584
>why

Look at image OP, if that's not a middle aged autist then i'm Das Wunderkind

>>2623584
that's an uncomfortable way to sit

>>2623584
is the computer even on? or is it just a shit tier monitor?

>>2623534
Did They?

>turned on by Manlets

Ya finna Pinhead Girl

>>2623536
Finn is legosexual

>>2623411
Okada is injured?

>>2623421
my exact reaction

when did GOATkada become injured???

Who's the idiot who was holding him down to try and stop him from moving?

God tier selling

Word around Twatter is he had a seizur and has a history with epilepsy. nothing serious. still scary to see.

>>2623317
Burned through a thousand gimmicks, never drew a crowd reaction.

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>>2623333
His gimmick has always been American-themed, retard. What a waste of quints

>>2623333

nice digits

It's like an ad for a fuckn weight loss centre. Before and waaay before.

HERO SANDWICH'D

>airbrushed so hard it took colour out of her hair
How embarrassing. Sign of a woman that's incredibly insecure about getting wrinkly and old.

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Sick ecards

You kids who were too young to live through this era of the internet really missed out. Literally the coziest thing ever, it was the perfect mix of having so much at your fingertips, yet the internet still had its time and place and didn't inundate every aspect of everyone's lives 24/7. And the websites all reflected this: the designs were simple, elementary, to the point, and not flashy. No-frills websites designed for no-frills people.

>>2623314
The best days

>>2623191
hello daneeter

>>2623191
>Shoving 6 stars up wwe's lame butthole , one at the time

Based Semen Cleaner

>>2623195
fuck off pathetic little edrone

>>2622993
Few houndred million dollars. Enough to sign top guys that work in WWE/TNA/NJPW, secure a TV deal, cover production costs of running a live show every week and house shows all over the US and rest of the world.

>>2623001
Well I know what I'm going to do with my millions

>>2622993
Probably not as much as you'd think.
Buy a warehouse, or suitable stadium. Attract some guys who know what they're doing. Get in touch with local schools and stuff, and offer jobs to some newbies. Get a website, and let people watch your (ad ladled) show for free on the internet, but also let people attend in person. Make friends with some TV executives, and try and get your show to be broadcasted locally - do lots of local advertising and charity events. Hold one show a regular week, with a special event/PPV every 3 months. Let people pay to get a spot on your show (lots of reddit tier LARPers would do it) and train them yourself, let people pay for an instant interview. Start growing and expanding your television range until you're a noteworthy regional brand.

It would only take a few thousand dollars to start and indie company. But you get what you pay for in terms of marketing. You need to build a brand if you want to get anywhere. In terms of competing with WWE, you'd need tens of millions, and the ability to attract some known names and draws.

It's a bit hard to find a niche, however. Disgustingly violent shows are CZW, indie darlings are NXT, boring vanilla wrestlers are RoH, classic "white trash" wrestling is TNA, and jack of all trades is WWE. You'd have to find what kind of promotion you'd want to be, and figure out how to cater to that audience. I suggest having a wackey ultra-kayfabe style promotion where Bray tier magic is the norm. Having that kind of cheap humor, but still retaining a meaningful story should probably attract both smarks and normies.

But I really cannot understate how important marketing is, you want to be known as one of the local attractions, not that creepy abandoned warehouse with the badlighting. Where people feel like they'll get raped and mugged. Although that eery feeling might work too, give it like an underground fightclub kind of feel. It'd be popular locally, but would suck at scaling into a larger business.

I don't have ADHD sorry bro pop a pill

I'm not 10 years old and actually have an attention span

Based Hershey