How do I get deer to approach me? There are trillions that hang out near a castle I guard and I want to see them closer. I tried not yelling at them and gave some berries I brought but they are more skittish than most creatures.
You're asking to get fucked up by a buck that sees you around ant doe in heat or near his fawns/babies. Even female deer may attack the fuck out of you if they have a baby near by you can't see. I went to school at SIU and a few years back some deer was attacking people on the campus. I recall it being dumb ass girls who thought the deer were "so cute". They were very lucky it wasn't a buck.
>found an article
Yup. The defense mechanism for when fawns feel threatened is to lie flat on the ground and wait for the danger to leave. The doe, at this point, has only one option to get her baby on it's feet and moving away from danger is to forcibly remove the source of danger. A lot of the time you wont ever see the fawn as it hunkers down in the grass and wont be able to identify aggressive deer behavior before you're attacked.
And that's not even including the rutting season where the bucks get all hopped up on testosterone and become pissed off and violent until they plunge into some deer pussy.
tl;dr: Deer are shit and being around them sucks.
Jeez if you want some pussy that badly just go on craigslist.
normally I would say absolutely not. they're wild animals and you're asking for trouble
there are unholy numbers of deer near my house too. the only one I ever touched was an orphaned fawn, shitty redneck poacher got her mother. bottle fed her ourselves because the wildlife rehab here is useless
don't mess with wildlife needlessly. it's not smart for a lot of reasons
Try not to make sudden movement. Probably best to let them get used to your presence.
>2016 anno domini
>Not guarding your own castle making your lineage proud as you wield your Claymore at strangers and passer-byes
>Not screaming Veni Vidi Vinci as you conquer foreign castles
It's like you don't want to get laid or something
Female deer go into heat for only one week in an entire year and get fucked by a knife-dick that goes halfway to her diaphragm and shoots its load in less than five seconds. I think if you took your time with her and gave her an orgasm which does usually don't get to enjoy she'd be yours forever.
However you don't fit so you'll just have to take care of yourself.