What's the best dog breed for having a companion to chill with you and smoke weed and bring to parties and stuff?
I really respect that you took some time to think about it. You carefully considered both sides of the issue and by use of reason and conscience came to the best choice for everyone involved. No snap judgments or prejudice in your game! You're a paragon of fairness and justice that all could only hope to emulate.
Don't smoke with your fucking dog, you degenerate. They're not people.
Go find some sort of filthy drum circle and smoke with people.
Fucking hippies. Worst kind of peope.
My dog, of course
Bernese Mountain Dog
Needs long walks
Kek dunno but he's pretty gud
Greyhounds aren't fans of crowds and parties. They are good apartment dogs because they are quiet and likewise like things quiet. Good dogs but they are not very good in social situations.
>Crowds and parties
>Cheering fans and noise of race track
Eh? No, but I mean, if you got a young one, couldn't you just socialize them? Op doesn't sound like he's going to be at any wild parties, just hanging out.
If the parties get too wild the dog has to be robust and intelligent enough to survive. nothing that can be kicked or stepped on by drunken feet accidentally, or so dumb that it would wander off into traffic.
The dog shouldn't be in a party like that, or it should at least have a safe room it can go to that's quiet and it can get away from all the people. No dog in that situation is a good idea no matter how chill the dog. Drinking is fine, but if they are getting drunk to the point that the dog is going to be stepped on, just put it in another room for the the night. It's really no fun for the dog unless it's mild partying that it can be doted on or played with.
Honestly OP, if you plan on having a lot of get togethers, either get an already socialized dog from the shelter, or just get any younger dog and socialize yourself. Breed isn't too important if they are socialized right and getting enough excersise and what they need. Just always make sure they have access to an open crate or dark room so they can get away from the noise when they want, and make sure that the people at your party completely understand that that area is off limits.
ACTUALLY I have a husky & she just looove to hotbox the bathroom with me in the bathtub! :)
You're either not reading OP's post, or are completely retarded by arguing a husky is a good dog to "chill with and bring to parties and stuff". OP specifically wanted a lazy dog, not an insane animal that needs to run marathons every day.