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The story of Gareth the Moth
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>Be me
>In Australia
>Getting ready to brush my teeth and go to bed
>Go to bathroom
>Leave bedroom door open
>Brush teeth in bathroom
>Come back to bedroom to find a moth chillin' on the wall
>AlrightCool.jpg
>Don't want to kill the moth
>Turn off bedroom lights
>Turn on the hallway lights so the moth can go towards the light and leave the room
>Moth decides to stay in the darkness
>OhFuck.gif
>Grab a broomstick and hit the wall hoping the moth will get scared and fly off
>Moth isn't fazed at all
>Moth has my respect
>Call him Gareth mainly because it has '-th' at the end of it just like the word 'moth'
>Gareth the moth
>Realize it's 2am and I have to sleep
>Don't feel comfortable with Gareth the moth staying on my bedroom wall
>Go downstairs to get a can of Mortein (Insect spray)
>Stand a solid 2 meters away from Gareth so I don't hurt him too much
>Spray the Mortein for half a second allowing only the tiniest of molecules to hit him, hoping he will be irritated enough to leave
>Doesn't work
>Gareth is still chillin' like a villian on the wall
>Step closer to Gareth
>Spray at him once more
>He flutters off the wall and under the bed
>ShitFuck.tif
>Spray under the bed to lure him out
>"C'mon dude, neither of us want this"
>Accidentally spray him directly as he flies out from under the bed
>Flies out the door
>TheBattleHasEnded.mov
>Go to close the door when I see Gareth struggle to fly down the stairs
>He is falling down the stairs
>He is injured
>What have I done?
>Gareth is twitching as he struggles to fly away
>Come to the realization that I have to put him out of his misery
>I go to Gareth at the bottom of the stair case and spray the Mortein at him for about 10 seconds
>He is in a better place now
>Go to garage to get the broom and the little sweeper collector thing
>Come back and find Gareth is still alive, but still twitching
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>Realize he is in more agony than ever after being sprayed
>Check the label on the can to ensure it is effective on moths
>It is
>"What went wrong?"
>I spray him for another 10 seconds to ensure he is dead
>Nope, Gareth is one tough son of a bitch
>I decide there is no other course of action but to squish him
>I have to make it quick as he has suffered too much
>Grab a really heavy phone book
>Drop the phone book from shoulder height (around 6 feet)
>Squish Gareth
>Buried his remains in the front yard
>That day I lost a friend

RIP Gareth the Moth
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You treat your moth friends like shit
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Why couldn't you leave the moth alone or take it outside? It's not like they bite.
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>>2053627

Uh, this...

Most moths don't actually do anything bad.

A TINY fraction of moth species produce caterpillars that eat clothes

but odds are that wasn't that kind of moth.
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>>2053636
This is like /an/ in a nutshell tho.
>I love this creature so I killed it cuz idk what to do with it in my presence
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Get therapy and learn to catch or touch moths, overcome your fear, it'll save lives and your insect karma bank balance.
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>>2053609

>in aus
>scared of moths

Australia is disowning you, sissy little bitch.
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>>2053948
>the penal colony won't claim you
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Jesus what's wrong with you if youre that uncomfortable just move the thing. If you're too much if an autistic to touch it with your hand use a cup. Moths so scary
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