ITT: go to your local section of craigslist and post whatever human garbage you find
+10 points for every hundred dollars
+10 points for "AKC registered"
+10 points for "contact for pictures" or "contact for rehoming fee"
+25 points for made-up hybrid names (chiweenie, schorkiepoo, etc.)
+25 points for pictures of the dog in clearly unclean, shitty conditions
+50 points for "I paid $____ for him" and the implication that they are taking a loss
+50 points for "champion bloodline"
+500 points for "wolf hybrid" or anything variation thereof, x5 if it states a percentage of wolf content for a total of 2500 points
OP starts off with 285 points.
Are you mad that you can't pay for my perfect pedigree puppies?
I desperately hate this person. Hate, hate.
Honestly I found mostly good stuff, and things I just wanted to get but can't because no home.
I'm pretty sure this isn't a bass
Looks like a sunfish (pic related) or maybe a blue gill/sunfish hybrid. Either way, it's not a bass.
Maybe my screenshots aren't really interesting, but it pisses me off more than anything to see people get rid of their pets because "oh shit that's right, I work too much to pay any attention to my pet". Or "oh no we suddenly have a kid so we can't afford this cat anymore."
Even worse when they add "if you don't adopt him today he's gonna get euthanized!"
The cat and pitbull ones are the fucking worst!
They didn't realize getting your cat a cat companion usually results in at least one cat feeling threatened and aggressive, and they've chosen to not give them any time to warm up to each other. She's also threatening to get the cat euthanized for being aggressive
This pup is cute as crap, but
>$200 "rehome fee"
The marmoset monkey and hyacinth macaw scam ads seem to be on every craigslist all over the states.
Here's another mutt for a small rehoming fee.
Here. Also, I guess it irritates me that she replaced her original cat.
It's usually one of those western union scams. They don't have the marmosets but they say they do and ask for payment through western union so you can't get your money back or trace them.
OP here to dole out the points
Despite the fact that she's rehoming a cat whose behavior is her fault, no points. She found a cat who was calm and realized her original cat was a dick. At least she's trying to find a home that suits it, which is leagues away from what 99% of CL people do.
Not a bass. I didn't put any rules for this because I guess I overestimated CL, but 25 points if they straight up lie about what the animal is.
10 points. are those even actually chihuahuas? could be 35 points if they aren't, but I can't tell.
I don't know much about birds, but at least 25 points if they're parakeets and not lovebirds.
95 points because I'm fairly sure that is not even remotely an american bully
>pictures taken in what looks like a hoarder's home
>I paid $1750 for them
at least 50 points for me since he didn't say what the "rehoming" fee was. but I'm gonna go ahead and say my points are really more like 150.
doesn't fit any of the grading criteria, but I thought this one was pretty good
Those guys should have been left in the wild.
What is the purpose of catching these snake sand keeping them as prisoners?
They should have been left in the jungle where they belong.
I still don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be.
It's a young crappie if I'm correct. Bluegills/sunfish are usually a brown color with gold and blue around the gills. They're pretty as hell. Young crappies are more silver/white and bass look just like their adult counterparts just smaller.
> $145: 10 pts
> stupid "designer mutt" name: 25 pts
> Stained bed throw: 25 pts
...and the owner tries to pass it off as a puppy by saying the age in "months". It's almost two years old. Bonus points?
Oh boy, found more "gems"...
> $200: 20 points
> "Pocket Pit" nonsense breed mutt: 25 points
> "I paid 500": 50 points
The dog is being rehomed due to having "a skin allergy which I cannot afford to take care of". Pics didn't look too squalid, but it makes you wonder...
Introducing you to the rare and elusive... Sabrian Husky!
Not sure on points, but heres some guy shuffling off used-up "breeder" rats kept in crappy conditions. One rat has only one eye.
I'm military and I work in Alaska. I could show you shit from the base facebook page that would rip your heart out.
Military people should not have animals if they aren't willing to PCS with them. Holy fuck I hate humans.
Oh look, they got flagged and reposted.
>we paid a LOT for them
you bred them you fucking cunts
On phone so can't cap the whole thing, but this has to be worth something.
Pretty sure Orlando isn't near DC either..
My cat would pluck herself bare down there. Like from "belly button" to butt, and a little up the thighs. Brazilians are in I guess.
It was really weird, just completely smooth skin like a human. My cat had allergies and I think this was her solution, or she just liked the look. Who knows.
> CKC registration available: 10 pts
"Too lazy to get papers on purchase."
> $350: 30 points
They say the dog is not fixed and is an " excellnt guard dog" AKA he has a nasty temper and is super territorial. Oooh boy! They don't even show the dog. It's a picture of a picture of a dog. Dogception.
>selling for 1200
>1 year old, unspayed chi
>only FIRST set of vaccines, which are all fucked now that it is a year old and will need to be re-vaccinated again
You can get 2 month old puppies at a shelter for $400 or less with shots and fixed.
could very well be a TNR thing going on. Retards need to keep their cat inside, it's fair game once outside of their property
next to a shitter at that, 10/10
I can make out everything until
>not fi I'd xed not akc but ckc I did not buy him with papers did not care to...?
Also I find odd the uppercase I's and the one apostrophe in I'd but no commas.
Let's get a kitten! Oops, I forgot I do other shit with my life. At least the poor buddy comes with all that stuff. Makes the 130 seem ok.
Was the guy having a stroke while writing that???
Not Craigslist, but someone in my country is trying to pass these kittens off as a Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat mix and asking $400 per kitten. I can't even.
First of all, a Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat mix would just be a mutt and completely worthless (in a monetary sense).
Second, they don't look remotely like either. I mean, not even close. There's only one of them that has even slightly longer fur.
Third, they're sold unvaccinated with no ID-chips or tattoos.
A little dissapointed with the lack of information, I have to settle for 500 points.
>Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat
Those things would be like hairballs with eyes.
More cat bullshit. Translated:
"We're selling this kitten we adopted.
But since we realized she doesn't fit into our family, we decided she should go to someone who wants her. She's not vaccinated or ID-chipped. Housetrained and good with both dogs and small children. She's shy the first day, after that she's the sweetest cat in the world.
We reserve the right to choose who we're going to sell her to. So if you're not that interested or you don't plan to keep her her whole life you can keep on looking."
Asking price is $150
I'll just move along to the next free cat on CL...
Right? Although given them away for free isn't allowed on that site, but there's really nothing about that kitten that makes it worth more than the minimum price of $30. They're not even trying to pass it off as a purebred.
Asking price: $300
Supposedly they're a mix of Norwegian Forest Cat, Ragdoll, and Birman.
Of course they don't look like any of those breeds.
I especially like the random ass flowers they stuck in there to "class it up" on that horrendous bedsheet and the terrible picture quality.
150 points I think
At least they want updates on how he's doing.