ITT: go to your local section of craigslist and post whatever

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How do I assign points to this?

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The very first post I saw.

>>2049838
I know nothing about falcons. You can assess their enclosures in the pics the seller provided and report back. Alternatively, you can take 100 points for an odd find.

>>2049847
65 points since I count "APRI papers" in the "AKC registered" category

>>2049838
That's super duper illegal

>>2049830
This point system is plain awful, OP

>>2049933
you can trade all of your points in for an equivalent amount of schrute bucks.

>>2049830
God, that's fucking disgusting.

>>2049949
Can those be traded in for Stanley Nickels?

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>>2049830
Are you mad that you can't pay for my perfect pedigree puppies?

>>2049923
I wondered how legal it was. Pretty sure birds of prey have to be registered or you have a license or something. And I have no idea who would keep falcons in that town.

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I desperately hate this person. Hate, hate.

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Honestly I found mostly good stuff, and things I just wanted to get but can't because no home.

I'm pretty sure this isn't a bass

>>2049973
Why?

>>2049973
Me too, I mean, selling a 2 years old cat? They are ugly by that time.

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>>2049977
Looks like a sunfish (pic related) or maybe a blue gill/sunfish hybrid. Either way, it's not a bass.

>>2049977
That's clearly not a bass, and who would pay 10 bucks for one anyway?

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Maybe my screenshots aren't really interesting, but it pisses me off more than anything to see people get rid of their pets because "oh shit that's right, I work too much to pay any attention to my pet". Or "oh no we suddenly have a kid so we can't afford this cat anymore."

Even worse when they add "if you don't adopt him today he's gonna get euthanized!"

The cat and pitbull ones are the fucking worst!

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This is pretty shit

>>2049983
Too many chins.

>>2049992
That's really infuriating.

>>2049978
They didn't realize getting your cat a cat companion usually results in at least one cat feeling threatened and aggressive, and they've chosen to not give them any time to warm up to each other. She's also threatening to get the cat euthanized for being aggressive

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I feel like I'm being rused

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This pup is cute as crap, but

>$200 "rehome fee"

Nope

>>2049997
>She's also threatening to get the cat euthanized for being aggressive

No where does it say that.

>>2050003
>Beagle/chihuaha mix
>Quiet

Yeah, nah

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>>2050001
The marmoset monkey and hyacinth macaw scam ads seem to be on every craigslist all over the states.

Here's another mutt for a small rehoming fee.

>>2050003
>Born on thanksgiving day

Sounds like someone mistimed their Christmas puppy litter

>>2050007
How is the monkey a scam? Either they have a monkey or they don't.

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>>2050004
Here. Also, I guess it irritates me that she replaced her original cat.

>>2050012
She's not threatening to euthanize it, just drop it off at a shelter.

>>2050011
It's usually one of those western union scams. They don't have the marmosets but they say they do and ask for payment through western union so you can't get your money back or trace them.

>>2050027
>Falling for a scam when buying a pet
Is there really people who buy pets without even checking on the pet at least once?

>>2050069
there are people out there who want to buy monkeys for no good reason

and there are people out there who are really fucking stupid

these two groups naturally overlap.

>>2050069
A fool and his money...

>>2050015
no but she is making it sound like if you don't buy it it will die..playing on pitty

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>>2049830

>>2049994
Aren't those parakeets?

>>2050144
It's called marketing

OP here to dole out the points

>>2049973
Despite the fact that she's rehoming a cat whose behavior is her fault, no points. She found a cat who was calm and realized her original cat was a dick. At least she's trying to find a home that suits it, which is leagues away from what 99% of CL people do.

>>2049977
Not a bass. I didn't put any rules for this because I guess I overestimated CL, but 25 points if they straight up lie about what the animal is.

>>2049983
10 points. are those even actually chihuahuas? could be 35 points if they aren't, but I can't tell.

>>2049994
>>2050198
I don't know much about birds, but at least 25 points if they're parakeets and not lovebirds.

>>2050001
infinity points

>>2050003
20 points

>>2050007
45 points

>>2050191
95 points because I'm fairly sure that is not even remotely an american bully

>>2050209
35 points

Shit I fucked up
>>2050216

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>pictures taken in what looks like a hoarder's home
>mutts
>I paid $1750 for them

at least 50 points for me since he didn't say what the "rehoming" fee was. but I'm gonna go ahead and say my points are really more like 150.

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doesn't fit any of the grading criteria, but I thought this one was pretty good

>>2050215
"Mini pigs" are imbred and purposefully stunted. There's controversial things about the "breed".

>>2050240
Gonna lump that in the "made-up breeds" category then, for simplicity's sake, so 55 points

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This qualifies as human trash

>>2051867
I wish they'd post pictures. I'd really like to see what this "farm/petting zoo" looks like

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is something wrong with that pup's eyes

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Not what I was expecting to find

>>2050233
there is nothing wrong with this picture....

>>2052017

Those guys should have been left in the wild.

What is the purpose of catching these snake sand keeping them as prisoners?

Human entertainment.

They should have been left in the jungle where they belong.

>>2052112
Don't be retarded, there is absolutely nothing wrong with keeping vine snakes.

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>>2049973
>rehoming fee

I still don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be.

>>2052202
It is usualy to prevent people from picking up animals for free and selling them to laboratories, using as snake food, etc.

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???
Why would someone buy this for 300 bucks?

>>2049994
>lovebirds
>don't bite
Ahahahaha, those things bite everything that isn't the person or thing they are not attached to.

>>2052787
>I spent over 500 on her
Why wouldn't they just say exactly how much they spent on it?

>>2049977
It's a young crappie if I'm correct. Bluegills/sunfish are usually a brown color with gold and blue around the gills. They're pretty as hell. Young crappies are more silver/white and bass look just like their adult counterparts just smaller.

>>2049994
They are really young, they dont look weened

Shit I was so confused with this thread, I thought I was on /g/

Interesting thread though

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>>2049830
> $145: 10 pts
> stupid "designer mutt" name: 25 pts
> Stained bed throw: 25 pts

...and the owner tries to pass it off as a puppy by saying the age in "months". It's almost two years old. Bonus points?

>>2053086
bonus points. that's something I haven't seen before...

>>2052109
i found the poster

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Oh boy, found more "gems"...
> $200: 20 points
> "Pocket Pit" nonsense breed mutt: 25 points
> "I paid 500": 50 points

The dog is being rehomed due to having "a skin allergy which I cannot afford to take care of". Pics didn't look too squalid, but it makes you wonder...

>>2053055
Why are there so many /g/ posts lately
It's happening consistently for at least a week now

>>2053216
Techno-/g/uys like ammimuls too. Also CL bingo is fun.

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Introducing you to the rare and elusive... Sabrian Husky!

>>2053227
2525 points!

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Not sure on points, but heres some guy shuffling off used-up "breeder" rats kept in crappy conditions. One rat has only one eye.

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525 points

>>2053215
Very cute dog.
Shit owner.

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2 hybrids wolf and dingo! I am the winner!

I'm military and I work in Alaska. I could show you shit from the base facebook page that would rip your heart out.

Military people should not have animals if they aren't willing to PCS with them. Holy fuck I hate humans.

>>2049986
Lmao thought this was a CL post selling a fish, with the guy just holding it in his hand

>>2049830
>Tfw my craigslist ad meets some of these criteria

>>2053426
A fucking dingo hybrid

>>2051912
That is not a purebred Akita and she probably knows it.

>>2053288
Probably due to fighting.

>>2053423
Actually, these look the most believable as wolf dogs

>>2053472
Not something to joke about. Family friend had one from a puppy and it still went feral, nearly tore their son's arm off

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He's spayed

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>>2049830
Oh look, they got flagged and reposted.

>we paid a LOT for them

you bred them you fucking cunts

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I uh...what?

>>2050007
>>2050003
>>2049847
>>2050222
>>2053086

Expecting large amounts of money for MUTTS.

Fucking idiot trash breeders.

>>2053498
>they did terrible, unnecessary things to me

>>2053423
actually looks like it might be a wolfdog, unlike most on craigslist. although not high content like claimed

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On phone so can't cap the whole thing, but this has to be worth something.

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>>2053567

Pretty sure Orlando isn't near DC either..

>>2053534

Always buy in bulk. It's cheaper that way!

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I'm not even sure how to feel about this one.

>>2053596

My cat would pluck herself bare down there. Like from "belly button" to butt, and a little up the thighs. Brazilians are in I guess.

It was really weird, just completely smooth skin like a human. My cat had allergies and I think this was her solution, or she just liked the look. Who knows.

>>2053616

Oh I never thought about that. I know cats do that out of stress or anxiety too. I might respond to the poster and tell them to see their vet.

>>2053623

May as well, maybe they can keep the cat inside and see if it continues.

It's only bald up to where the cat can no longer reach, yknow?

>>2053538
im going to guess there is no husky.

>>2053534
3 months old and fully potty trained?

>>2053314
>wolf dog

Jesus fucking christ

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>>2049830

$2000 for this thing.

>>2053982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0iRbfxPpVY

>>2052787
>spending 500 on an animal considered vermin
lolwat

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> CKC registration available: 10 pts
"Too lazy to get papers on purchase."
> $350: 30 points
They say the dog is not fixed and is an " excellnt guard dog" AKA he has a nasty temper and is super territorial. Oooh boy! They don't even show the dog. It's a picture of a picture of a dog. Dogception.

>>2053567
>selling for 1200
>1 year old, unspayed chi
>only FIRST set of vaccines, which are all fucked now that it is a year old and will need to be re-vaccinated again
You can get 2 month old puppies at a shelter for $400 or less with shots and fixed.

>>2053596
could very well be a TNR thing going on. Retards need to keep their cat inside, it's fair game once outside of their property

>>2054081
next to a shitter at that, 10/10

>>2054081
Bad grammar is one thing, but I can barely read that. They can't bother to use spellcheck on their ad or take an actual pic of the dog. Seems like a good deal

>>2054025

Kek, thats awesome

>>2054104
I can make out everything until
>not fi I'd xed not akc but ckc I did not buy him with papers did not care to...?

Also I find odd the uppercase I's and the one apostrophe in I'd but no commas.

>>2054130
>mispelling beard TWICE
kek

>>2054160
just noticed it's on the cage in their picture too, how retarded can you get

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Let's get a kitten! Oops, I forgot I do other shit with my life. At least the poor buddy comes with all that stuff. Makes the 130 seem ok.

>>2054130

It's making me really sad to picture that little guy getting dumped in some woods when no one takes him.

>>2054217
Doesn't seem too awful to me if they can actually back up the shit they say. At least they have proper grammar and spelling.

>>2053538
+1000 points for the rare Siberian Cat-Dog
>not OP just sayin

>>2053568
I guess brown is now blue, unless I went colorblind looking at that ugly cross-eyed thing

>>2049830
Not animal but some jackass is trying to sell Dianetics for 25 bucks.

>>2053440
I'm trying to get my baby to sleep and you made me laugh and now he's wide awake. Still worth it

>>2053216
Clover. The homepage for clover used to be /g/ but then after the new update its /an/

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...the hell kind of pet is this?

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>>2049830
Do I still get points if it's a missing ad?

>>2054281
>They are related to Snowbell, the cat from the Stuart Little movies

Do I really need to point out what's wrong with this?

>>2053426
>dingo
Keep it away from your babies...

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>>2054081
Was the guy having a stroke while writing that???

>>2054130
>Breaded
>Drangon
wut

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Not Craigslist, but someone in my country is trying to pass these kittens off as a Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat mix and asking $400 per kitten. I can't even.
First of all, a Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat mix would just be a mutt and completely worthless (in a monetary sense).
Second, they don't look remotely like either. I mean, not even close. There's only one of them that has even slightly longer fur.
Third, they're sold unvaccinated with no ID-chips or tattoos.

>>2054364
Quarter points.

>>2053227
>50% wolf

>>2054363
Brown recluse

>>2050222
Dide this dude really cut up a beer coozie to make a denver broncos jacket for the damned thing? and then TAPED IT ON HIM?

20 bucks says it is his profile picture.

>>2053548
But anon it's not a mutt, it's a Minchi :)

>>2054719
>Willing to trade for anything interesting.

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A little dissapointed with the lack of information, I have to settle for 500 points.

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>>2054463
>Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat
Yeah, no.
Those things would be like hairballs with eyes.

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More cat bullshit. Translated:
"We're selling this kitten we adopted.
But since we realized she doesn't fit into our family, we decided she should go to someone who wants her. She's not vaccinated or ID-chipped. Housetrained and good with both dogs and small children. She's shy the first day, after that she's the sweetest cat in the world.
We reserve the right to choose who we're going to sell her to. So if you're not that interested or you don't plan to keep her her whole life you can keep on looking."
Asking price is $150

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>>2055419
>$150
I'll just move along to the next free cat on CL...

>>2055425
Right? Although given them away for free isn't allowed on that site, but there's really nothing about that kitten that makes it worth more than the minimum price of $30. They're not even trying to pass it off as a purebred.

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Asking price: $300
Supposedly they're a mix of Norwegian Forest Cat, Ragdoll, and Birman.
Of course they don't look like any of those breeds.
I especially like the random ass flowers they stuck in there to "class it up" on that horrendous bedsheet and the terrible picture quality.

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>>2055443
$300?
You have got to be shitting me.

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I bet they're also part wolf..

>>2056161
I thought agouti coloring wasn't even possible on breeds like bulldogs.

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>>2049830
These threads make me too angry to look at.

>>2053813
my beagle was fully potty trained by that time. its possible.

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>>2054130
>bread dragon

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Reg flags ahoy

>>2056367
That gave me a headache.

>>2056367
that's word salad but in a way I can't even begin to believe was written by a normal human bean
who the fuck with that poor level of writing ability talks about 'wicked individuals'

>>2056367
this is written like an alien pretending to be a person

>>2056309
Who let the bread dragon into the weed again?

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>>2049830
Poor piggu
150 points I think

At least they want updates on how he's doing.