I've been compared to a raccoon a few times
For me it's the wolf. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Everyone avoids it and thinks it's horrible, but they're gentle animals in reality.
When i started to into macro photography it changed my opinion on bugs a bit. Seeing pictures is one thing but zooming waaaay in close on some tiny fruit fly i would normally swat dead without hesitation is a weird feel.
i think I was a frog in my previous life. now I'm just a dumb frogposter
The mallard drake. You can often find me at the park, by the pond. I like humans when they have something to offer me but I typically like to keep my distance.
Pigeon is also a good fit for me.
Is there an animal that's depressed and wants to die 24/7 and isn't good at anything?
Because that's the animal I'm most like
loyal, aggressive, quiet, clean, blonde, and a little stupid.
I believe you're referring to pugs. And, much like yourself, they're a mistake born of inbreeding.
Pic related, and before you ask, I'm actually quite [spoiler]friendly and kind[/spoiler].
I love to lay down over sitting up and I am generally lazy. So a cat I guess.
I was also told I can be sneaky at times and people generally don't even notice me.
A friend though once told me I reminded her of a red panda. I have no clue what that was about. Cute as fuck animals though so I didn't take it as an insult. I assumed it was because how I like to lay down all of the time.
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/an/ is pretty friendly but /co/, /v/, /a/ and many other boards will tell you to "go back to reddit" which is an insult (or at least such idiots treat it as such, sometimes reddit is honestly a better alternate, without a doubt for video games if nothing else) or lurk more which is actually good advice as such boards have stupid inside jokes/copypasta/memes/stupid shit that will only make you look stupid if you reply to such seriously.
I kind of lucky and also have two friends who constantly try to "save" me although I'm uni drop out/useless, closed-minded and have no future to be honest.
I used to be told I had raccoon eyes as no matter how much or little or average I slept I had lines under my eyes.
But otherwise a cat. Lazy and shy but with people I know I am saccharine overly sentimental.
>visit /an/ once a week
>it's 99% newfags
>but that's okay because it's too slow for the post-post-retro-ironic-elitism shitters to stake claim and animals are a chill topic for generally alright people
pic related though.
>(or at least such idiots treat it as such, sometimes reddit is honestly a better alternate, without a doubt for video games if nothing else)
For me it’s the sea slug – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Definitely a rat (this is my girl Mia)
I spend most of my time in my home, with the exception of going to work. I have no individual unique qualities and there are millions of people exactly like me ready to take my place
The chihuahua. I have anxiety, separation issues, and am extremely picky. I need to work on a few things.
For me it's the sloth. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
The wolf. I am a pack leader and am deadly. I can kill my enemies in a single blow and I fuck bitches only to breed them. My intellect is higher than the others and I urinate on my boss to tell him who's boss.
For me its the mantis. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
I was about to say this. They love to rape so much. Most hybrids of other breed of duck are mallard, maybe because they are rapists.
They perform necrophilia and occasionally cannibalism.
Thanks anon, she was my baby along with her sister, Lola
jerboas are real anon
its like if a kangaroo and rabbit were mashed together and the result had a lion's tail pinned to it. It's austrailian, isnt it?
>kind of like a nervous dog
My ex gf said I reminded her of pic related and it was very hurtful
I feel like I'm similar to a hen. I have a beak for a nose, I'm chatty, I feel I'm useful, I like being around people but do just fine alone as well.
Supremely lazy, essentially retarded, but shit kinda ends up we working out for them most of the time.
>some people can admire me at a distance but most people sense there is something to avoid about me
>would prefer solitude over the multitude of a group
>value respect and recognition but don't like being the center of attention
>food motivates a lot of what I do in life
>I'm fat year round but I'm fattest during winter months and thinnest during summer months
>when I get angry I get angry
>very protective of people I care about
Some girls have said I would be a red panda.
This isn't a good thing is it?
People say I look like a mouse cuz I'm extremely petite and I eat like one lol
I can't sleep properly unless I burrow under some comforters. It gets so bad I gotta use large fans to keep from overheating.
If I could sleep under tiny hut, I so would.
>"Foxy go fluff"
Is that a refurence to this video title or smth:
Of course it is a fox. Of course people will want to compare themselves with beautiful animals unless they are intentionally trolling or trying to be unique.
Btw im a wolf on the inside.
people compare me to hairy butterflies
if it wouldnt be for the beard and massive amounts of hair , I would look very feminine
not sure if kek or feel
i am a professional transsexual crypt defiler and i take my job very seriously
Muad'Dib is wise in the ways of the desert.
Muad'Dib creates his own water.
Muad'Dib hides from the sun and travels in the cool night.
Muad'Dib is fruitful and multiplies over the land.
Muad'Dib we call 'instructor-of-boys.'
That is a powerful base on which to build your life, Paul Muad'Dib, who is Usul among us.
Awkwardly stuck in a habitat transition, too hairy for its own good, and constantly choking on lizards.
Needy, pathetic, annoying, anxious.
Think I'm cute and endearing.
People only tolerate me because it looks bad on them to punt a little dog
laid back personality, just wants cuddles, occasionally screams
Another ratanon here.
>Highly food motivated
>Extremely close to a small group
>Squeaks when injured or surprised
>Sleeps curled up in a ball
>Actually pretty nice once you get to know me
Big, slow, silly, and lazy as fuck.
Also fuck edgy wolfags
A fennec fox with no real reason other than how I'm the cutest one here.
Loyal with a lot of love to give, not that clever really
I dunno what I am, but I'm sure I've found OP
Sadly anon, yes. I never realised I did the squeaking thing until someone pointed it out to me.
It's an amazing animal.
I don't deny that nature is what it is. We are predators the same as them.
Eh, they're pack animals the same as us. We love to identify ourselves with them. Honestly because, they almost ARE us. Over twenty-million years ago.
We don't like chimps because they're too close.
>eats a limited variety of things
One of my favorite animals.
I think the trouble is, we should not cage them.
Dogs, cats? That's our responsibility. We bred ourselves into this bizarre situation where we have to captivate them and still give them an extreme standard of life.
The rest? I think Sea World need to be shut down. I don't have any power over it and it's not my right.
It really fucked with me to think that dolphins and whales might have a measurably larger cerebral cortex than humans.
We could be destroying another sentient species. I will not stand for that.
>so much shit
>rolls with it
Welcome to hell.
Just imagining what life was before we mastered fire and spears... for these impala it must be nice being scared shitless their every living breath.
The humor of the "peanus weenus" post comes from its purity. It is the kind of humor you can expect from a small child around the age of six. You can just imagine the little boy carefully typing down the post, giggling like a beautiful cherub.For him he invented what is basically the epitome of comedy. He is a glorious angel bringing the gift of laughter to all his 4chan friends.
He has something in his hand, while he types. What could it be?
Why, it is his peanus weenus, of course. He giggles at the thought of it.
It is his weeenus peanus. His laughter continues, getting louder.
The object in his hand is his peanus weenus. His laughter has now awakened his grumpy mother.
This is the fifth time this month this has happened and she has had enough. She loudly slammed her son's door, sharp knife in hand. She's going to cut it off.
"No, not my peanus weenus!" the boy pleaded. His mother only grinned sadistically.
"Please to not cut off my weeenus peanus!" She pushed the sharp metal to her son's boy flesh.
No longer attached was the boy's peanus weenus. It was his mother's now.