>buy a human
>told I can't keep it in this country
>buy a tardigrade
>told I can keep it anywhere
>buy my submissive human pet for my fetish
>says he dont need money, "just fuck me already"
>adopt a dog
>told I can't enroll him in public school because he isn't like the other children
>adopt the darkness
>get chastised for being neither born in it nor molded by it
I'm trying. They're telling me he "could never keep up with state learning standards" just on the basis that he's a dog. Can you fucking believe this shit? He's trying his fucking best to fit in; leave him alone, man.
>buy a non-avian dinosaur
>told it belongs in a museum