What does /an/ think I should name my scorpion?
(pic isn't mine
I used to have one just like your picture, OP. His name was Klaus. I caught him on my floor and decided to keep him. I bought a nice little container for him and fed him roachies twice a week. He lived for nearly a year and one day he just ceased to exist. I miss him, good ol' Klaus.
I mean, seriously. It's also a way to swear words without getting arrested.
I have a cat and his name is Pussy. And when he goes outside I shout for him. "Pussy!! Where's mah Pussy!! And the funny thing is I can get away with it because that's his name. AH!