so this is my idea for a device that bags dogshits like one of those machines that bags up christmas trees
pls do not copy
>my design will have a competitive edge in the market
>competitive edge in the market
How will the straps stay on without chaffing?
How will the poop hole stay in place?
How will the device be refilled?
Why are you so shitty at art?
How does the poop become bagged and tied? Poop doesn't come out with enough force to push a bag/plastic out from a stretched area... the only way that would result in a tied poop.
How can you make sure the tie is tight so that it doesn't spill? It likely won't be, and will defeat the purpose.
How do the straps clip on and tighten? Where do they tighten?
Those bagged poops remind me of this episode of Spongebob.
>How will the straps stay on without chaffing?
the straps chafe and the dog deserves it
>How will the poop hole stay in place?
why would the poop hole move?
>How will the device be refilled?
The device is refilled with cartridges. I'm in the process of making a prototype from lego.
>Why are you so shitty at art?
go on draw it better then
>How does the poop become bagged and tied? Poop doesn't come out with enough force to push a bag/plastic out from a stretched area... the only way that would result in a tied poop.
the bags are made of a thermally tightening material that clamps around each fresh turd. The bag is pushed outward on rollers that begin to roll when sensors detect the puckering of the dogs anus.
>How can you make sure the tie is tight so that it doesn't spill? It likely won't be, and will defeat the purpose.
The ends of the bags twist as they leave the machine, sealing the turd inside.
>How do the straps clip on and tighten? Where do they tighten?
There are a bunch of buckles on the other side of the dog obviously.
thanks, I'll give you a discount
I'll give this some consideration
I have entered into a partnership with Nintendo and a Pikachu dogshit bag is already in the pipeline
>the bags are made of a thermally tightening material that clamps around each fresh turd.
Then they'd immediately clamp against the dog's warm asshole, or improperly clamp slow poop.
You're right. I was thinking maybe the bags could tighten when exposed to air instead, but maybe this would still force the shits back up inside the dog. Maybe the bags tighten by rotation as they leave the device as part of the same process that ties the ends.
so I've gone back to the drawing board and developed an entirely new design.
The flaw with my previous design was that we weren't able to control when and where the dog decided to shit. This new device delivers a strong electric shock to the dogs anus, causing it to release the contents of its bowel into the handy bag positioned between the prongs. Though this device is primarily designed for collecting shit, it also has implications for discipline and training.
Can't we just implant something that turns dog poop into ice cream?
I mean we're pretty much eating garbage with jello and shit, so why not mixing it with some cool chemicals to make it harmless/taste awesome
A man walks into a drug store and buys 5 boxes of condoms. When he takes them up to check out, the clerk says "Hey, what are you doing with all these condoms?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow these, and now he shits little baggies!"
How would you feel if you had a bag strapped to your ass while shitting, OP?
Why did they censor the poop? I can literally just walk outside to the park and see at least 5 turds. Everyone on the planet knows what poop looks like, even little tods. Why did they censor the poop?
I give you points for creativity, but this idea is not practical.
- Many dogs would try to pull this thing off, and not be happy wearing it
- Will the bag catch all the shit? And then what? You still have to pull the bag off and take care of it.
- How hard is it really to just put the bag on your hand and then pick up some shit?
I ran into the same problem with litter boxes. I wanted an easy automatic system for cleaning the cat litter so I didn't have to do it. But there is no easy solution. and even if there were, it's not saving a person much effort really. The litter as a whole still needs to be replaced 1x per week, despite being scooped daily.
I admire your creativity and initiative tho.
Well it is possible that whenever that image pops up on your screen you may happen to be eating fudge or something. Not really a big deal but off-putting, maybe. Its probably just a courtesy.
Whenever you're walking outside you're probably a bit more prepared to possibly see it and actually in most parks it is illegal for you to just leave the poo laying about so while it may still be there, it is also generally disapproved of.