So how many of you didn't get a choice in what animals you end up with?
People sometimes throw their pets away in a nearby wood and they end up venturing to my house because I live very close to it. Used to have a doggo, now there's three koty, two of them probably wild all their lives but around February (you guys probably remember because I did post about it) a kitty came on my doorstep so we took her in. We'll basically she's pregnant now but that's not the point. The point is the first sentence of the post, so post your stories
Niggers.
Nuff said.
>>2376999
The almighty trips of truth.
>>2376983
>cats show up outside
Oh, boy, now you don't need to hunt them down before euthanizing.
Name this kitteh
>>2376760
Boy or girl?
Boy, Toety
Girl, Basket
>>2376760
dickbutt
Calisson
Koo koo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Koo koo koo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SQUAAAAAWK SQUAAAAAAAWK
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
such an intelligent bird
Bird language is too complex for dumb humans to understand. Some birds can learn to speak human language, because birds are more smart and more beautiful than humans, but humans can't even learn our musical language. Birds basically invented music. Millions of years later, humans figured out music but at the start they were just copying bird music by famous bird composers anyway.
i just found an abandoned ant that looks like it's been abused by its owner and I need help taking care of it, any tips?
>>2376679
put it on the edge of yur benis and let it crawl up inside
Take care, Ant.
TANTS
Post some NOICE animals, mates
Is my snake NOICE enough
>>2377090
No, stop posting low quality pics of your ugly trash pet. Fuck off to the herp general.
First thing you get if you search NOICE animals on goog
Hey /an/, I just fished a baby (juvenile?) rabbit out of a storm drain about an hour ago. After getting him warmed up and in a shoebox with a towel I'm unsure of what to do next, especially in terms of food.
What do
>>2376653
Find a wildlife rehab center near you, that's by far his best chance of making it.
>>2376657
This, but also I don't think that's a rabbit. Rabbits are born naked and blind. That's probably a hare, in which case they're supposed to be out and about at a young age.
Take it to a rehab center anyway.
Also put air holes in the box.
My kot really wants to go outside, but I'm afraid he'll run off and get lost, or hit by a car or something. Wat do?
He's snuck out a couple times before. He's never left the backyard, but it's really hard to get him to come back in.
>>2376524
don't let him outside and he'll get over ti one day. just open up a window and he will most likely be content just to sit on the window sill and get fresh air. that's what happened with my cat. he used to constantly beg and sneak outside, but he doesn't care anymore
>>2376524
Cat-proof your backyard fence.
>>2376524
Kots are for fags
Doggo for life
ARF ARF
Do you know how many damn types of monkeys and apes and shit there are out there? Post your favourite ITT
For me it's the Emperor Tamarin, the best primate.
>>2376517
Look at these motherfuckers with their gorgeous tails. Clearly the best monkeys.
zaboomafoo
>>2376517
Just look at that imperial bastard. So majestic.
OC only. Pic related is Juniper my female leatherback
Umi my subadult male
more Umi. Very proud after walking through and fucking up that plant behind him
Posted a bunch of pics of them sleeping to shitty blogspot. No ads, and I don't make any money off this and never intend to, so hopefully this doesn't count as spam: http://sleepybeardie.blogspot.com/
What the hell is doing this to my bread? I also have had a pack of tortillas that were bitten through. There are no signs of rats. I have seen ants lately but I don't know if they can do stuff like this.
>>2376424
I doubt any arthropod did that.
My money's on rats or mice.
>>2376432
There are seriously zero signs of rats. No poop, no smells, no noises, etc. I've dealt with rats before too so I'm usually able to feel when they're around pretty easily. I sprayed he exterior of my house with ortho about a month ago and since, there have been ants coming inside. could roaches do this?
Buddy i dont know how to say this
You've got herpes
Why is it that birds only retain scales on their feet? Why aren't there any birds whose entire bodies are covered in scales, aside from the wings?
>>2376399
the idea that more than just some, or even all dinosaurs actually had feathers gained acceptance a long time ago
Theres a bird with paws.
>>2376409
This guy looks like he's wearing pants.
>wake up
>ants on the floor
>vacuum them up
>check dirty dishes in the sink
>no ants
>check empty pizza box
>no ants
>check trash can
>no ants
>check every window and door
>no ants
>but there were like 50 ants on top of a sheet of Bounce
>nowhere else
What the fuck?
>>2376347
Bless you, Ants.
BLANTS.
>>2376347
Thank you, Ants.
THANTS.
>>2376347
Pretty good job, Ants.
PANTS.
Well /an/?
>>2376026
/pol/ here
Emus easily, isis fighters aint shig compared to aussie shitposters
Anyone but straya could win against a bunch of emus
>>2376071
why dont you go declare war on all emus and see how that goes
>>2375831
>>2375835
that's a fish, not a beetle.
>>2375835
>evolution live on tv!
JUST
he looks so proud, what a good boy
Hands up, don't bite!
>be cop
>assigned officer barkswell, the mandatory 4 legged diversity hire
>while on patrol see random 21 year old child of colour politely taking money out of the cash register while brandishing a firearm of peace
>decide to move in to and use my 9mm "please stop what you are doing" device, preferably in the head
>officer barkswell jumps the gun and mauls the poor child to death
This dog is the embodiment of police brutality