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>>2409084
Getting close to and avoiding getting seriously hurt by one of these cunts would be a start

>>2409084
forget that.

buy a cheap second hand weed whacker off craigslist

remove filament and head

sharpen spring steel strips on the long edge and rivet to head

my mexican "uncle" does this and eats like a king. i already reported him to ICE so back off

>>2409084
Dude, are you retarded?
You are bigger, smarter, stronger and you r body is better suited to do serious damage than theirs.

Just go up to them, grab it by its neck with both hands and bite through its spinal cord.

Alternatively do a fuckin frog splash on top of it.

Their bones are weak as piss and will snap in a second.

Or just lock its body with your legs in place and rapidly punch its head. Or just close up its nose and beak and choke it.

But I think it would be best to let it suffer. First bite of its extremeties starting with the wings. Just be careful with your eyes and use one hand to hold off its head to prevent bites.
Do this for both wings and then proceed with the legs. Be sure to look in its eyes after each step to see how the aggression turns slowly to horror.
Now you can start ripping off its feathers. After that start gnawing your way from the lower end of its body up to the head. Go as slow as possible.

>>2409081
I can see how you'd relate to an inbred disgrace, OP.

>>2409081
Look at that face. The face of a cat that cannot jump. Sad.

>>2409081
They're the perfect outdoor cat

But won't he know it's not the same one when he sees it has front legs?

>>2409080
Maybe it used to have front legs. The pic looks like its missing ears too.

>>2409073
Trying to find this toy is going to trigger me

Also they have a dark underbelly.

>>2409064
They're a coprinellus species. Maybe C. micaceus.

>>2409098
Ok thanks.

google

>>2409059
I just got a kitten myself a couple weeks ago. Good luck with your cat.
There isn't much I can say except for the obvious stuff, like get it vaccinated and fixed, make sure you feed it the right food, etc, but you probably already know that stuff.
The only big difference between I've noticed between kittens and adult cats is that kittens are a lot more energetic, and they're also a lot more demanding of attention. That might vary from cat to cat, though, I can only speak from personal experience.

>>2409059
Don't do it

what the fuck

>>2408886
It's dead, Jim

>>2408886
necronomicon.jpg

arise chickun

>>2408813
How big are they going to get?
I've forgot the ratio for giant breed pups, but there are some things you want to limit so they don't grow faster than their body can keep up with.

Also is it a breed that commonly has problems with high protein?

Too much protein causes kidney problems OP, especially if you start them on a high protein-carb-fat ration early.

Look into diets made specifically for large breed puppies. They don't stop growing as late as two years old. It takes a long time! Let it happen naturally. Don't be too worried about her adult macros yet.

Also
>hurr durr vets want your animals to be sick because it keeps the industry afloat

Hope you also make your puppy a tiny tinfoil hat so you can match, it'll be cute.

>>2408880
I have a German Shepherd. Both her parents are pretty big, so I'm expecting her to grow to 70 lbs. or so.

Right now, I feed her Blue Buffalo Wilderness puppy food for large breeds. I think it's 35% protein, 15% fat, 50% carbohydrates. Honestly, I'd even accept recommendations for puppy food. She does well on it, but I know there's got to be something better for her.

To my knowledge, GSDs have no issues with high protein. When she's older, we'll spend a lot of time hiking, tracking, and jogging. Maybe running alongside my bike, if I can get her to do it without endangering us both. She also has a nice, large fenced yard to run in while I'm away.

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Vultures are very cool looking birbs, and serve an interesting role in a lot of ecosystems.

>>2409031
Looks like a fucking cow eating a mango or something

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>>2408808
I has a ummm... white turkey vulture. :^)

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>>2408786
How about you take all five of those fingers, and shove them right up your ass.

b-bird thread?

>>2408801
No anon. Let it die.
Please let this die.

Honestly, I'm sure a breeder may have been better for health and temperament. I'd be hesitant to give money to Petco of all places as well, but you're probably fine.

My childhood budgies both lived something around 8 years, and they were bought from some random pet store. Neither saw a vet or optimal care in their lives. If you really care about your new budgies you can compensate by being sure to offer ideal housing, diet, and any vet care they need.

>>2408536
>If you really care about your new budgies you can compensate by being sure to offer ideal housing, diet, and any vet care they need.

thats the plan

>>2408543
You got this then. No guilt for buying from a petstore. They will be happy pals together when you're away and hopefully warm up to you soon as well. Good luck with your budgies.

>>2408516
kys

>>2408506
Some kind of leafhopper, treehopper or spittlebug. Certainly something related to cicadas, but there is such a ridiculous amount of species that it's hard to pin down anything.

>>2408511
So is it basically nothing? Do I have to worry about this infesting my shit or biting me

>>2408512
Nothing to worry about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jyVYpQBCDs

go watch it

yeah but at the end of the day they're still fat

fucking fat nerd frogs i love them

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Why are American bullfrogs such Chads? Muscular and aesthetic as fuck.

Add some dragon thots and a golden resting rock

Get rid of that coco fiber and put in tile instead. Add fake plants.

>>2408344
You have the items inside arranged in an overly symmetrical way, which makes it appear boring and deliberate instead of natural.

It woulp appear that someone shooped a greyhound to make it look fat

>>2408283
is rabbit

don't make fun of him, he's doing his best