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Is the web-like stuff normal?
I just know i'm supposed to water it once a week and repot it as soon as i can

>>2441933
the boy you got there has a fleshy body which holds a lot of water.

hence once a week might be total overkill. Cactuses are the perfect NEET plants, basically the happiest if you just forget about them.

I won one on a fair ~7 years ago and half-heartedly placed the little nigger on the window pane, it had some sort of blue blossom on top which was fake and fell off after a while.

Since it was behind my curtains I forgot about it for weeks before I watered it again, and the cycle repeats to this day.
Did repot it though since the small shit they gave it to me in refused to stand up after some time.

Now the main cactus shriveled after blossoming for 6 straight years (in red btw), but it left me with three smaller bros which now reside in a huge ass pot, still on a window pane where I remember them like once a month when I pay rent and clean the windows.

dont water it a lot. wait for the soil to be totally dry. if you overwater it it will either rot from the roots or split open.
put it outside if its not freezing, most desert cacti like full sun.

>>2441706
XdeAtHxxXKiLLErX

>>2441706
Decided on a name. Argos, after Odysseus' dog.

Karl Staaff, named after the prime minister of Sweden 1905 through 1906 AND 1911 through 1914

>Schrodinger's Schrodinger

>>2441593
Dude, I wanted to call my cat Schrodinger McKitten.

Schrodinger's Dog. Is both a good dog and a bad dog, until observed.

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>>2441584
What don't you get?
You can even see the GOOD BOY in his face

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>tfw I like shih tzus

>Implying animals ever do wrong

>>2441517
So humans can't do wrong?

>>2441518
Just ask Hitler

>>2441206
Bees kill over 4 times that many people in the US every year. We should ban them. You know, for public safety.

>http://www.govexec.com/management/2015/08/bees-are-deadliest-non-human-animals-america-cdc/119328/

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"Researchers at the University of Manitoba studied Winnipeg’s pitbull ban and found that hospitalizations for dog bites went down overall in Manitoba after the ban."
Leland Gordon, chief operating officer at Winnipeg Animal Services, said he believes the ban is working and should stay in place.

“Why would we want to take that risk?” he says. “There’s lots of other dogs that would make great pets,” he added.

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You should only allow it for experiences dig owners and make it illegal for niggers and dumb ghetto gangstas

>>2441151
assassin bug

>>2441170
TY

>>2441179
Specifically, a species of Triatoma; which is still an assassin bug, but they're an ectoparasite on mammals like mosquitos. They require a bloodmeal to reproduce and are known to spread certain diseases further south like Chaga's.

>>2440920
>paying $2500 for a dog

A sucker is born every minute, all right.

>>2440920
Where does this breed come from what is special about them that warrants that price? More importantly why didn't you get a good boy or girl from the shelter?

>bought a giant fighting dog for two and a half thousand dollars

they're racist

>>2440841
you're racist

>>2440826
that they have no business starting new threads on an anonymous message board

it a krunchy kritets jimminy

>>2440726
cmon man i really want to know, this isn't bait or anything, doesn't look like a grasshopper though.

>>2440723
How the fuck have you managed to grow up without ever seeing a goddamn cricket? What the hell is wrong with you?

>>2440655
My favorite animal is your mom.
I love her because she does this thing with my ass (no homo) when she sucks my dick.

>>2440663
fists it?

>>2440655
>can't make money as a biologist

https://www.bls.gov/ooh/life-physical-and-social-science/microbiologists.htm

https://www.bls.gov/ooh/life-physical-and-social-science/environmental-scientists-and-specialists.htm

yeah, that's total bullshit. I wouldn't expect much better from 4chan. you can't show up to work like, "after human, my favorite animal is the dog," and ask for a paycheck, though.

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>>2440596

My mother...

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>>2440597

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Also, this is what her grandmother currently looks like. She suffers from a bunch of infections as well and her skin is pretty much being eaten away by some bacterial stuff that doesn't respond to any antibiotics.

Doesn't seem like she has much longer.

>>2440548
What is up with their filtration? Are they resistant to ozonators as well?

>>2440555
Orcas shit fucking massive amounts

I'm a science teacher. As a career, it has a good bit to do with the outdoors. I can take the kids outside to observe nature, plan field trips, and do cool shit with animals and plants.

But the real plus side is summers off. Dude. You have no idea how amazing it is to have 3 months off during the most beautiful season to be outside, and to still get paid. It almost feels like cheating.

It almost makes up for the 9 months of hell.

>>2440376
What grade do you teach?
Income?
What do I have to do to become a science teacher?

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Give up your dreams like I did. Go into finance. That's where the money is. You're not a man if you don't make $100k a year at least.

I think it may be less the cucumber and more the thing attached to that painted nails manhand

They look like snakes

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I wish I had cats so I could scare them with fruit