I need some Advice. I have a job coming up and I smoked some weed last Sunday. I know this job will ask for a urine drug test. I rarely smoke, but I did smoke two weekends in a row..
My question is, can I get a drug test for my own purposes so I know what my THC level is before getting the test through my employer??
If you get the test done next week, you will probably be fine honestly. If you're not a habitual smoker and you aren't a fatass (THC metabolites linger in adipose tissue longer), you will probably pass. Drink a shitload of water the day of the to dilute any THC in watery piss and you will likely be in the clear.
You should be fine if you take the test by next Monday or later. In the case of people like you, who don't smoke often, urine tests are only really effective at detecting THC from two weeks ago at most. Getting one of those home tests isn't necessary but it might be worth if just for the peace of mind.
If the test is more than 2-3 days since You're last marijuana's you'll be fine. Even people who only breath THC won't register after 3 days if they haven't had any in those 3 days prior to the test that is.
I wish drug tests and anti-drug policies really worked. Imagine how much more efficient would the work force be? And if there was a way to prevent drug use, a lot of violence around the world could be solved too.
Alas, no, there's always a bunch of degenerates all over.
>Even people who only breath THC won't register after 3 days if they haven't had any in those 3 days prior to the test that is.
This guys is a moron. THC is stored in your fat cells, so someone who only breathes THC will more than likely piss positive for, at least, a month.
What's with all the straight edge college nerds on 4chan these days? I guarantee some of your professors smoke regularly. Many adults do and lead normal lives. Bet $100 you also think beer is yucky.
Inb4 degenerate. I don't smoke or drink. ;^)
They test to minimize the possibility of hiring useless people because 'strung out and fucked up' isn't efficient. Not to mention your place of business getting railed because they decided to operate behind your building. Can't exactly screen for alcohol use as an employer anyways, and none of that other shit is impairing.
People like you shouldn't be allowed socialize. Court ordered lobotomy and put to work in the mines.
Beer is pretty gross desu. 22 and smoke every day, prefer my dark rum & cognac
> keep in your underwear all day
Won't work. Most tests can tell between underarm warm and body temperature.
Your only hope is to use a non-insulative bottle, stick clean pee into it, and shove it up your ass for a day.
Go to a head shop and buy some Liquid Gold or whatever it's called nowadays (I haven't smoked in over a decade, so I'm not up on the current brands). I used to smoke every day in college, and I'd use that before job interviews, cleans you right out, but you have to drink it like, 2 hours before or something, and then drink literally a gallon of water inbetween. An employee will know what to tell you. Worked for me. I'm sure they make even better stuff now. Also, just drinking a lot of water and taking "kidney cleanser" supplements should help as well.
Also, you can buy over the counter drug tests at Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid, and most other pharmacies.