So my best friend knocked up my mom and she's keeping it
What the FUCK should I do?
I just punched him and he admitted he kinda deserved it
Fuck outta here
>"friend", little brother, and I sharing a bowl & playing Dark Souls II
>run to the store for beer and chips
>come back, bro apparently got sent outside
>think "Where's X?"
>hear gasping and yelling
>open door with card
>mom and "friend" stark naked, she's got her legs over his shoulders while he's just pounding away to his heart's content
>get told to GTFO while they scramble for cover
>throw up in backyard
>they've been "together" for almost a year
>I'm beside myself with rage
>crack him in the jaw, mom tells me to fuck off and cool it
>return, he apologizes
>she says not to
>I drive lil bro home from his friend's house
>staying at gf's right now
This is fucking disgusting, I feel like a goddamned metaphysical cuckold or something
Maybe I could, but I got a clean record so far.
Don't wanna tarnish it.
>"Hey mama, sorry I punched your 22 year old lover you half raised. I know it's bad for my unborn brother. What should I get for father's day?"
Me - Hi 5 to your friend (only if you're mom's hot) or laugh and point at him (if she's not).
MILF pussy is the best pussy.
Shame you're going to be babysitting when your mom and her bf are out on date night.
Your friend is a real asshole. I would probably get the fuck out of there and do my own thing for a while.
This kind of shit makes me mad! Go tell your mom how much of an irresponsible cunt she is!
They ruined their own lives by having a kid at their respective points in their life.
Your friend at 22 literally threw his life away.
Your mom is older and will be harder for her to raise the kid.
My advice to you is to get out of there ASAP. Assuming you leave without your little bro, he will be stuck being a babysitter while your mom and your "friend" will go out and fuck.
Is this entire situation irresponsible, awful, and dumb?
Yes. Yes, it is.
You have to decide how to live with these idiots, though, and claim your best possible life. Your possible lives have all gotten considerably shittier since your cougar mom decided to not have a responsible abortion re: mental health statistics, but there is still a best possible option here.
1) Where do you live? What do the lease and/or social obligation(s) loom like?
2) Do you have a job? Are you in school? Is your mom working or in school? What does the money situation look like?
3) Where does your girlfriend live? How serious is your relationship at this point? How long have you been together?
4) So, your mom practically raised the friend. Why?
Fuck it, OP...
If they're happy, why not just accept it.
Honestly, why'd you be so pissed... they're both getting' what they want and it really doesn't affect you unless...
>I feel like a goddamned metaphysical cuckold or something
OP, are you jelous of your friend?
Look,. mate, if she's single, she can do alot worse than a friend that you could both trust. At least you know this guy... it could've been some random stranger with a trap fetish that wanted her to wear a strap-on.
>she can do alot worse than a friend that you could both trust
The guy has been secretly busting bareback spermloads deep inside OP's mom for a whole fucking year. I fail to see how opie is meant to think of him as a friend at this point, and let's face it - would you trust someone who'd been going ass to mouth on your own mother behind your back?