I want to fuck some wizards. How do i find them and convince

Join a group of pen&paper role players. Should be plenty there. No idea on how to convince them though.

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>>16871792
Uhm... I meant wizards in a "i'm an adult and still a virgin"-way.

>>16871801
*shrug* Try /soc/. Pretty sure there's a topic devoted to virgins, meetup threads, and occasionally even threads about virgins who want to lose it.

>>16871806
Ok, thanks!

>>16871768

Fuckin succubi, off my 4chans...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

OP... seriously though... you're fuckin' messed up tryin' to drain their mana like that. WTF is wrong with you...

If it were a guy obsessed with women virgins, he'd be labelled a sexist creep. You've got issues, stay away from them, and us - their apprentices, and let us conjure in peace.

pls take my virginity

I'll fly to wherever you are and give you anything you ask for. I don't even care what you look like, but if you have qt feets and let me touch them I might not last too long.

Nearly all the attractive ones are virgins by choice and don't want to throw it away on just anyone. Sorry to burst your bubble but the rest either have severe problems or went through some strange circumstances growing up.

>>16871846

Ok, then what about some near-virgins?
I always enjoyed taking a guys virginity. I took some when i was a teen myself. But there aren't many left at my age (27), and those who are try everything so nobody finds out...
I don't give a single fuck about how they look or what their lives are like. All i care about is giving those lonely dicks some pleasure. Cause that gets me off like nothing else. Is that so bad anon?
I see the double-standarts here, but i can't do shit against that.

>>16871855
>being this fucking thirsty for some skank pussy

Just find someone around you or pay for a prostitute or whatever

>>16871867
What bubble? I want to fuck neet basementdwellers with mommy-issues.

>>16871867
Well. Fly to switzerland and i'm going to fuck your brains out.

>>16871868
I meant "near-wizards" fuck

>>16871872
If that's what you want maybe try video game forums?
>>16871875
Sorry I fall into the first category, my standards are high.

>>16871871
I've been rejected by every girl I've asked, and prostitutes don't let you kiss them. I just want to know warmth of another person who's willingly there, but the only person willing would be someone like this.

>>16871872
I'm 25 and live at home still.
Oh and I slept in the same bed as my mummy until I was 16. Still do it some nights when I feel really lonely or if I'm sick.

>>16871868
I love how guy who only want to date another virgin is ruthlessly attacked for his desire but then some bitch comes saying she likes taking men's virginities and gets actual advice. Fuck off with your fetishes.

>>16871886
Yes because guys who want virgins are usually toxic and judgemental. She as she said wants to give some lonely dick pleasure.

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>>16871885
oh i guess this thread was just a joke, should've known that this isn't a real fetish

you're probably laughing at me, or better yet didn't even read my post :(

>>16871891
Everyone is judgment, it's just a matter of how much and what they judge. Most of you are obsessed with sex so someone who thinks different makes many of you insecure and lash out.

>>16871768
Post your pic OP.

>>16871885
That's adorable anon. i think i messed up some of my answers. So, are you coming over now?

I just think sex can be fucking beautiful, and amazing. And i love making somebody feel like a million bucks. Making a VIRGIN feel like a million bucks is even nxt lvl and i really crave that.

I thinm it's sad if somebody wants to loose their virginity and ends up with an overcharging prostitute that is just there to collect the money. They might end up being traumatized about how sex really is or can be.

>>16871902
Not going to post my face here.

>>16871908
Where are you?

>>16871911
Then post body without face. (not nude)

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>>16871916
Switzerland
>>16871918

>>16871868
If you're 27 why don't you have a long term relationship or something serious?

>>16871941
I have. But he's ok with me fucking virgins once

>>16871943
Why do you date a cuck?

>>16871943
If this isn't bait I hope you get aids and die you wretched succubus whore.

>>16871951
Aids from virgins? Not that likely
>>16871948
Why not?

>>16871954
Because cucks are weak losers.

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>>16871935
I know someone in Geneva, but that would mean I have to buy a plane ticket. I'm p sure I have good hip motion. um
>I'm 24 btw
If I cum too quick do I have another chance? How do you preferred to be contacted?
I have so many questions for the next step in life

>>16871959
not her but,

kek.

As opposed to your strong, alpha--obviously jealous--ass.

>>16871959
Yeah anon, i'm laffin.
It's not like i'm going to make him watch me taking huge black dicks.

>>16871960
Order a timestamp first, you gullible needy dingus. You certainly don't want to go to Switzerland, just to meet another anon laughing off his ass.

>>16871960
I have good hip motion for two.
You don't have to worry about performance the SLIGHTEST! Premature ejaculation is one of my biggest turn ons actually.
I mean, the whole point is to make you squirm in pleasure and finally feel a pussy from inside.
You can write to my throwaway mail. It's [email protected]

>>16871964
>jealous of cucks
Kek

>>16871969
Obviously stuff like that would be arranged in private, not on /adv/ dingus

>>16871966
That's not the point. It's that he allows you to sleep around. He's weak and you wear the pants in the relationship.

>>16871978
Oh really? Your point is?

>>16871935
Post timestamp

>>16871975
Stop, you are giving me a hard on Sending an email
>>16871969
I don't care man. I get to go on a vacation to see a friend anyways

>>16871982
See>>16871969
>>16871977

>>16871983
Waiting for your mail anon

Fish for virgins here, at /v/ and /r9k/ these boards are infested with them.

>>16871986
Thanks but i think i'm going to stay away from /r9k/. Not trying to get murdered. /v/ sounds good, but it would be extra weird ro put a thread like that up there. I think i'm going to try /b/ too

>>16871989
>>16871989
Why don't you just get yourself a cuteboi bf you suck dry and pamper? If he's cute and shy enough, it's like you're having a virgin everytime, plus the emotional connection you can only get in a relationship.

>>16871989
/b/ is not a virgin board. It's edgy highschoolers. Unless you're pedo I wouldn't think you will find much there.

>>16872000
I already have a bf like that. But i crave virgins. Nothing but a virgin will scratch that itch.

>>16872002
Meh, it's worth a try

>>16872000
Dude, what's the problem? Cucks love sluts, she isn't hurting anyone. I'd hate her guts if she was a cheater, but she isn't. She is a slut dating a cuck. a match made in heaven.

>>16872010
Thanks for getting things straight anon. And yes, we really are a match made in heaven.

>>16872009
Hey I'm trying to send the email but it's saying the domain is blocked. Any tips? I'm from the states

>>16872008
Are you dominant and want to be motherly with your men?
Are you into femdom?

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>>16871943
>>16871966
>>16871975
>>16871979
>>16871985
>>16871989
>>16872008
>>16872020
DRINK BLEACH AND DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE!

>>16872020
That's strange anon... I just double checked the adress i gave you and it's correct. Wait i'm going to make a new one

Go to /soc/, create a thread with a picture of your pussy and tell them you want to give them the merchandise. Virgins will flock to you.

>>16872025
Yes and yes

>>16872020
New one is [email protected]

>>16872026
Spot the insecure normie was easy today

>>16872033
What do you want to do with virgins?
Peg them?

>>16872037
It isn't working. Email my throwaway:
[email protected]

>>16872047
If they are into it, sure. But i guess something a bit more "normal" is better suited for a first time. I won't go femdom on a virgin! I just want to sit on their dicks a bit. Nothing over the top

>>16872052
Sent one. That's really weird...

>>16872059
Oooh! Figured it out... It's .com, not .de like my usual mail. Sorry bout that

>>16872065
Yeah I finally got yours. Did you get my reply? You had me worried there

>>16872074
Got it ;)

>>16872054
Do you do femdom your boyfriend?

>>16872083
Only slightly. You can head over to the "agressive in bed" thread if you want to know to which extend. I'm the anon that's currently talking about facesitting my bf

>>16872033
Are there girls like that who don't want to whore around?

>>16872090
Why won't you just fuck off and die you evil bitch?

>>16872091
Yes! Of course! Head over to this >>16872090
Thread. Plenty of girls are into being a bit dominant

>>16872096
Why are you even in this thread anon? What's your problem?

>>16872090
You're the blond blue eyed 5'1?

>>16872103
Exactly

>>16872100
You cucking your little bitch bf,looking to whore around, and advertising it here is my problem.

>>16872054
Britbong virgin here, 28. Would you sit on my dick a bit too?

>>16872108
Why don't you back away slowly and go to /r9k/ instead? You seem lost

>>16872109
We can look into that for sure!

>>16872112
I hate r9k too but you're far worse. God I hope I never meet someone like you. The stupid shit they say about the average women actually applies to you.

>>16872116
See, it's a mutual thing. He can go and have sex with other girls too.it's something that excites both of us, so i see no harm in that. It was actually HIM who came up with the idea.

>>16872123
I take back what I said, BOTH of you are fucking disgusting. Why don't go do this shit on some cuckold forum?

>>16872123
I sent to another email and skype message. You've got me all worked up now. Please don't make this some mean game.

i got curious about something now, did he knew that you're whore at first hand and you knew that he was a cuck? or it was something that popped up in the middle of the relationship?

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pls be real op
this is my life's savings

>>16872161

wow...

That's uhh...

Ok then...

Only on 4chan.

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>>16871768

33 y.o. wizard here

in case you're interested

>>16872156
Meh, he knew i wasn't a virgin and a saint. We didn't SPECIFICALLY state that we are into cucking.

>>16872114
How can I contact you?

>>16872161
Wow, why is it so expensive for economy???

>>16872161
>>16872236
>>16872254
Try skype. It's easier. Selinaselita

>>16872257
It's switzerland duh

>>16871768
Asl

I'm confused. Who is in Switzerland? OP or one of the wizards?

Asking because I live in Switzerland. Not a wizard or virgin, but close enough (never had a gf).

>>16872294
Nah, i (op) am in switzerland. Where are you from anon?

>>16872307
Living near Zurich.

Like I said I'm not a wizard but still old enough to be one, plus socially awkward. If that's close enough.

>>16872337
Eventually. Skype me

The first response (join a LARP or GARP or TABLETOP group) is still the best for meeting older virgins.

All other responses (re:online stuff) are fucking dodgy.

>>16872373
I have played WoW twice. That might be a source

I just don't get it what makes succubi like you tick. If you can get decent guys, why don't you settle down find love and go have kids?

>>16872435
Everyone is weird. Everyone. We all have some strange fetishes. It doesn't do any good to try to judge others.

>>16872259
Are you still here? Checking that skype?

>>16872447
This is not a fetish.

>>16872479
Or kink. Or whatever sexual thing.

Point being, everyone has different things that turns them on.

>>16872450
Yup. On skype atm

>>16872435
The problem is that she wasn't educated properly as a child. If I heard any of this come out of her mouth I'd slap the shit out of her. Blame lazy or irresponsible parents for these fucked up people. And it's only going to get worse when people like OP have kids. Once it gets bad enough I'm moving somewhere secluded.

>>16872263
Welcome to the real world maggot.

>>16872337
Where exactly man? Im also near zurich.

>>16872530
Why do you think she will have kids? She's busy fucking wizards.

>>16872530
Watch out, we've got a real badass alpha here!

That, or an underaged bitter virgin. I'm not quite sure.

>>16872734
I didn't see a single hint of badass in that post, I just saw a well thought post to which you took offense.

>>16872744
>well thought post
Lolwut
>you took offense
Lolwut

Typical internet tough guy behavior. You make a retarded post and then defend it, thinking it was a masterpiece. Got nothing better to do than pretend to not be a loser on the internet, in the hopes you can brag about it at school tomorrow?

29 yo not quite wizard but last time I did it was ten years ago near Bern. Interested?

>>16872808
The fuck did you vote last week? Lets see if your a cool guy...

>>16872979
I voted yes.

I am living vicariously through you, OP.

>>16872808
Yup! Just skype me anon. It's still selinaselita

>>16873021
Yes to what?

>>16873029
I'm living the dream kek

>>16873029

That's awesome. I'm so fucking jealous, I know so many qt 27 year old virgins and I'm too big a dyke to deflower them

>it's literally this easy for grills

>>16873392
Why anon? What's holding you back? I know a few of those neet virgins irl too, but they are too close family friends to not create drama if i'd go for it. But i'm tot in awe over them

>>16873407
What's appealing to you in neet virgins?

>>16873438
The thought of making them experience sooo many firsts. It's just exciting! Firsts are amazing

>>16873457
How was your first?

>>16871801
youre probably a fag. Just go fuck some fags.

>>16873395
im disgusted,but curious.

but thankfully im more disgusted.

>>16871768
not one timestamp itt. you guys are fucking pathetic this is probably some fat neckbeard pretending.