>girlfriend drunktexts me that she wants to have sex this weekend
>unbeknownst to her i am a 25 year old virgin
Alright folks, how do I proceed from here without fucking this up to high hell
I figure step 1 is to clean the shit out of my apartment
Tell her you are a virgin. Tell her that you haven't had sex. Tell her that you have never been in a sexual intercourse.
Being a virgin is stupid concept and it shouldn't matter. Yeah, it's your first time, but most likely you've seen some porn and you know the general concept.
Caress her and touch her erogenous zones. Ask her what she likes, that'll get you far.
Important thing is to listen to your partner. It's quite possible they have masturbated, so they know what feels good for them.
Talk to them about it and ask them to guide you. It might feel embarrassing but that way you'll both feel good.
This. Be sure to talk to her beforehand OP. You don't want to surprise her with this. Also ask her what she likes beforehand too so that you don't fuck it up. It might be kind of awkward, but taking the complete wrong approach will be exponentially more awkward.
Remember condom. It will protect you and make you last longer. Also remember that women rarely get an orgasm from a penetration. Clitoris is your main target. Be gentle with it though.
I wouldn't unless you don't have any kind of erection problems after fapping.
You'll be nervous, and that means that your dick could go limp.
Personally, I wouldn't tell her that you're a virgin, unless it's someone who you completely trust. Look on the internet how to insert a penis into a vagina, make sure you learn this. Also, learn to put on a condom. Other than that, just relax have some preliminary games going on, this is rly importante too.
That said, it's not hard to be good or at least decent at sex, just focus on pleasing her... Google this too.
Not if people come to your house regularly, even then it's not necessary. Just tell people why you don't stock your refrigerator and convince them to go out to eat instead, they'll probably be okay with it. You're overthinking it, a fully stocked fridge isn't going to make you appear like a normal person.
Buy a 24 condom pack practice
Tell her that "your last time was a long while" or something along the lines, the first might be intense if she is used to dicking.
Do try anything porno like the 69, its akward. More if roasty, totally a go limp situation..
In my humble and personal opinion, i would grab a super skin.thin condom, after a few drinks have her suck your dick, tell her to put the condom, lay down and let her ride you.
Proceed to doggy style when you see shes tired.
No, in fact you should abstain from porn, sexy images and masturbation up until you actually have sex with her. Real sex is very different from porn and masturbation and thus if you've conditioned your brain to the sort of visual stimulus you get from brain along with the physical stimulus you get from masturbation chances are that you might simply fail to get an erection or have a very hard time maintaining it. If you want to last longer do kegel exercises and go for slower and more gentler sex.
I'd recommend starting with missionary position as it offers probably the easiest entry and is generally a very good position to warm up and get comfortable with the act. Take it slowly and gently and don't try to rush it, occasionally kiss her and caress her body all around while trusting. After a while let her get on top of you and match your trusts with her movements and observe her movements to get better understanding on what sort of speed and depth she prefers and try to imitate it (and also vary it a bit) in most positions you try.