I can't believe people are actually giving serious advice on how to kill yourself to someone who is clearly in a fucked up mental state and so might be weak enough to actually take that advice. I know some of you posters think it's okay to post such answers because it's 4chan, but you need to realize it's a real person asking this question. Jesus Christ some people are sick in the head.
>>16857860 It's one of the most common ways because people who do it are usually retarded or it fails because they pussy foot it. Take 30 minutes out of your shit life and go down to a hardware store and buy a proper length of rope 11 feet is plenty, about the same thickness of your index finger. Practice tying nooses for a while, it won't take longer than 30 minutes to perfect.
Now all you literally have to do is tie to end to something strong, and high enough that your fat little toes don't touch the ground when you drop. Put your head throw the hole and jump/drop. Use a long drop for insta-kill.
Most of us have been there, I have. If you're posting a question asking how to kill yourself then most of the time you're not serious. You just want to vent and to hear people talk.
Getting flooded with "D-don't do it senpai!" isn't going to help OP. The only thing that really actually helps is either just being an ear for OP and letting him vent, or reminding him that his mother or father finding his lifeless body is literally the worse possible pain you can inflict on someone.
>>16857845 Blow yourself up. Surround yourself with explosives (don't forget your head) and throw the switch. Your brain literally disintegrates before the pain signals have time to reach it. And if something goes wrong and the explosives don't go off, you are completely unharmed.
Of course, first you have to get all the supplies and assemble them. But you didn't ask for the easiest method, or the safest (it's ironic that you need to think of safety when dealing with a suicide plan, but hey, them's the breaks). And you've got to somehow keep the police from finding out and assuming you are up to something MUCH more horrendous: you don't want to turn this into suicide by cop. But you didn't ask for the way least likely to be interrupted. And then there's the problem of preventing collateral damage; you basically have to find some nice mud flats, and wait until it has been raining. But you didn't ask for a method that gave you control over place and time.
You asked for the most painless way possible. Here it is. Still want to go through with it?
I'm referring to those posters who are actually recommending how to tie a noose or to use a gun. That is sick. Yes, most of the time the asker is not serious. Most of the time. Not all the time. There is that small chance they would actually do it. It's better not to post anything at all than to give stupid recommendations, if you don't want to beg them not to do it. It really isn't justifiable at all.
It is always the wrong choice no doubt. You have only one shot at life. Why waste it? Most askers think their life is shit when there's someone out there in a worse situation desperately trying to live. You never know what the future holds for you, and it is a pussy's way out. You're gonna die anyway so might as well stick it out because there just might be something good in store.
I tried to kill myself once years ago and never tried again, I nearly died in the hospital but the doctor said I was very lucky. So, I'm a bit more appreciative now. My life isn't fantastic but there's moments I'm glad not to have missed out on.
Nah. The best and easiest way is to just blow your brains out. Assuming you use the right caliber and aim right it will be so quick and destructive that you'll be dead before you even have time to register the pain.
>>16859134 >one day you'll die anyway so why rush it i mean like, if being alive is actively awful, why wouldn't you? maybe i don't feel like waking up and hating everything and myself for another 70 years
Well suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. You can either end it and that's it, you're done. Forever. Or you can give yourself even the slightest opportunity to make things better. If you fail then at least take heart in the fact that at some point you will die. Just don't do it yourself.
>>16859177 >for a temporary problem Going senile isn't a fucking temporary problem Neither is living a shitty life that you feel trapped in I'm really tired of hearing the same phrase used over and over in the thread because life doesn't just get better
>>16859177 >suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem this is the stupidest fucking thing anyone could every say to someone that's depressed, and it just goes to show that you've never experienced anything even remotely similar to depression
who are you to say it's temporary? that's an awful big assumption. there are plenty of people who's lives are huge fucking trainwrecks that only devolve into bigger, more elaborate, more awful disasters. what if you're talking to someone that's terminally ill? what if you're talking to someone that's mentally ill and won't see a cure in their lifetime? you don't know things will get better.
furthermore, who gives a shit if it's a "permanent solution?" once you're dead you're not capable of reflecting upon the fact that MAYBE it could have gotten better. you lack consciousness. you lack sentience. you do not exist. there is no longer a life, a reality, or hope to consider. the point wasn't even to "solve a problem," the point was to stop existing.
everything can be broken beyond repair. don't be an idiot.
>>16859177 furthermore, a "permanent solution" is what every suicidal person has ever dreamed about. for the sake of anybody you come into contact with that wants to kill themselves, keep that one in the holster. it isn't helpful
>>16859557 Encouraging suicide is morally wrong and fucking retarded unless it is for someone that is truly beyond saving, and by that I mean psychotic (mentally fucking insane), violent, and/or commits heinous crimes.
>>16857915 It's like your assuming people do not already know these common suicide methods. It would probably be worse to post anything then the OP would feel their existence is even more pointless. Like no one cares. OP should make their own choice, they need to evaluate if it is worth it. If someone wanted to die they would likely be dead by now, most of the time posts about suicide do not lead to suicide. A open discussion is better than igornoring the issue.
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