I messaged this to my girlfriend last night after having a drink or two and she saw it this morning and hasn't responded and now I feel like I wanna die. Is it bad?
No. She just doesn't know how to respond. She's probably thinking to herself that after writing all that if all she sends back is "i luv u 2 lolz <33333" it would be incredibly corny.
Maybe she'll find a way to show you how she feels about it in person later on. With a blowjob.
People are going to tell you that emotional diarrhea is cringeworthy and they're not wrong. I'd like to point out an additional possibility though. Have you ever sent a message like this while sober? If you never have, just put yourself in her shoes for five seconds and read this sentence:
>The only time he ever shows me this much affection and appreciation is when he's drunk.
You'd be surprised how hurtful it can be to receive such a loving message in the context of an otherwise less expressive relationship.
She can't answer, she is geting fingerblasted by Fred.
No. That's pretty nice. If she's not happy to receive that message, she's the one with a problem.
It doesn't come off clingy or needy, you're not weighing her down with a bunch of unrealistic expectations or suspicions or whatever, it's just like "I'm happy with the way things are going right now." You're good. Nothing to freak out about
Hi it is me Fred. Sorry but it is try, I have to tell you it is to hard for me to keep to my self anymore, I have bean FUCKING! Your girlfriend sins the other might I am sorry you had to learn this way I now it sucks. O weal see you later all the best to you.
also I'm FUCKING! your MOM!
Awww, that's really sweet... I'd tear up if my husband texted me that. But I'm a huge pussy so that's not saying much.
If you really meant it, what is there to be ashamed of? Something like that can be hard to respond to without sounding insincere. Just an "Awww thanks" might not be enough, but an equally long response might be trying too hard to match what you originally sent. Don't worry OP.
No, it's cute. Actually, my bf was out with friends last night too and hit me with a lengthy message at 3am. I'ce read it when i woke up and it put a huge smile on my face. I haven't had time to respond cause i my baby-nephews where sleeping over, but i shot him a short good morning, i love you text to avoid him going trough what you just experienced.
Keep doing stuff like that. I'm sure your gf loves it!