How does a total neet like me go about getting a job when I have

>>16855941
By applying over and over again at different jobs until you finally find one which will hire you.

>>16855954

Okay so if I land an interview, can I assume the fuckhuge employment gap has already been accepted by them?

>>16855941
lie

>>16855958
They will ask you about it. Just make shit up that you decided to focus on school or something.

>>16855962

what do you mean?

>>16855958
Totally put the most positive spin on it. Literally any way you can.

>>16855941
Tell them you were caring for a terminally ill family member. It's worked for me for two separate employment gaps when applying for basic-level retail positions, and I was never asked for proof of the passing. Though, for me, both were actual factual deathwatches.

>>16855941
start your own business
then you won't have to fill out any applications :)

>>16856137

My grandma just defeated a bout of cancer but it only lasted like a year and I wasn't the one who physically took care of her

File: The Reality of Entering The Job Market.png (469KB, 907x1077px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 907x1077px

>>16855941
just fucking lie. Say you work for family, you were in school, whatever. It's a dirty world anyways so don't play fair.

>>16856274

>lie
>okay provide proof

what then? walk out awkwardly?

Why didn't you work?

>>16856289

lazy manchild

why else

>>16856285
Do you have a friend or family member who will lie for you? Just put a place that closed down or preferably went bankrupt a few years after you "quit", which you only did because they were losing business, cutting your hours. Don't trash talk anoyone to perspective employers, big warning sign for hiring people.

>>16856243
>>16856285
What kind of jobs are you applying for? Basic-level retail and fastfood work aren't so highly competitive that they will likely even check any references you provide, let alone ask for proof of family member death certificates or records of higher education.

I myself work in a temporary staffing agency in the United States that mostly fills orders for industrial factories seeking assembly line workers and forklift drivers. As long as you have a stable place of residence, reliable transportation (walking or getting a ride from a friend counts. If asked, just say "Yes"), a high school diploma or GED, no history of work-related accidents, no violence- or sex-related felonies, and can pass a drug screen, we'll take you.

Knowing how to interview with a recruiter can take you a long way in the hiring process, which is why being able to bend the truth is important.