>>16855746 The only relevant question here is "Is is a piss test?"
>>16855455 Fake urine. Microwave it for seven seconds. Put it in your sock for an hour. Pull it out, check the temp, dip it in the toilet if it's too hot, spray it in the container, spray some in the toilet, put it back in your sock.
>>16855841 Haha no it isn't. If it's a swab test and he's smoked in the last 72 hours he is fucked. And if you think that will cheat the piss test it won't. If it's too diluted they will make you do another one.
>>16855916 If he says no to the piss test, of course it's going to be a different answer.
And yeah, it will work. I do it all the time. Medical office tests, job tests. I used it at a refinery for a job once. On several occasions it worked, because it mimics the exact chemicals that the tests look for. It doesn't matter that it isn't real piss.
>>16855455 My name is Chris and I'm a pothead It has been 18 days since I last smoked. I think about blazing all the time. At night in my room watching a show or movie. In the car driving home from work. It helps me take the edge off. I hate beer, it bloats me up something awful. Cigarettes are disgusting. Weed is just the best.
Med tech here. You're fucked if you are getting it done by an actual lab.
They have several safety measures in place >cup has a small test strip very sensitive to temperature that will detect if it's not exactly the right temperature >test looks for creatinine, a waste product found in urine that will detect if you're using fake piss >test looks at concentration of urine and they will reject if it is too dilute
>>16856160 I don't actually work in a urine lab though I am trained to do so. I work microbiology at a hospital. I'm the one saving your ass everytime you come in wondering if you have strep throat, a UTI, or want to know why you're shitting your brains out and can't stop. You should love me.
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