Would it be autistic / weird if I walked up a flight of stairs and said "Love you" to the girl I like who occasionally stands there to let me pass and then apologize and say "I mean thank you!" in an anxious tone of voice?
I really like this girl but it's beyond the point where smalltalk is a viable option. I am either going to do this or just ask her out.
Hoooooly shit, it's you again!!!
Let me guess, you two work in the same building but different companies? Haven't you managed to talk one word to her yet? How about you write some letter and explain all this shit?
Same, I figured it's this creepy company guy at it again.
OP, it's not only autistic or weird but simply inadequate on many, many levles. This shit passes in
>romcoms for retards
anywhere else it's just sad and clearly shows you don't know how to interact with people in romantic setting. Also given that it would be at your work place, it's also wildly unprofessional.
I want to kill myself from secondhand shame just reading that, OP.
Never think this thought again.
Learn to be a person before you worry about trying to merge your life with other people. Crawl before you walk.
Honestly, how is she supposed to respond to that? Being a pathetic coward isn't endearing. She's not going to be so flattered that some sweaty pussy likes her that she'll jump on your dick.
Just read this shit, FFS, because I'm too embarrassed for you to be as gentle as someone like you probably requires.
Get your shit together and stop pre-emptively plotting your encounters complete with creepy artificial reactions in hope of worming your way into something you're too scared to actually attempt to get.
If I put a post it note on my forehead that says I love you, and walk past a girl saying, "oh excuse me" will my scheme fail, or will the message be perceived as a Freudian slip, and subliminally bury itself in her subconscious mind causing her to fantasize about me?
No matter how many times you practiced in front of a mirror, you could never pull this off.
To be so careless with these sacred words, as to say them in err? This would indeed be seen as a bright neon sign on your head: WARNING
You'd be better off telling her yourself that you don't have a clue what love is, rather than demonstrating the fact to her.
She gives you a boner, that is not love.
You know nothing about her. For all you know, she she could go home to her husband every night, or be sleeping with her boss.
Small talk is always an option, it leads to medium talk, and talk-grande.