I'm doing the Netflix thing with my crush on Saturday, which

What shows do you like?
Why not watch that?

>>16850372
Order a pizza for your Netflix binge. Keep the box on your lap with a hole cut in the bottom and your dick poking through the hole. When she goes for a slice she will open the box and see you cock. Proceed to have sex.

Is she coming over under the vague pretense of Netflixing or something else?

>>16850372
> rape

>>16850389
Genius

>>16850394
Yeah, pretty much. She seems to be all for it, though, so I guess that's a good thing? Again, I'm almost autistic when it comes to girls, I don't know how I've managed to get her over.

You don't need moves if the girl is up for it. Put on the movie, maybe drink a beer or whatever, and slightly adjusts your position to be closer to her. Start stroking her back, thigh or something. And after a while start searching for her gaze. When you lock eyes for a longer moment, maybe stroke her hair out of her face and you kiss her and go from there.

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>>16850446
Th-that sounds an awful lot like moves there, brother
That said I'll try it

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>>16850389

that's only real if there's a porn for it...

...

...

Oh wait, there is: BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA

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>>16850432

It's genius if you've been practicing cock-ups (watch the film "Tenacious D The Pick Of Destiny" for a tutorial of what this sexual exercise is if you don't already know, but basically, pushing your body up like a push up... Using only your cock)

That way your cock will be strong enough to flip the pizza box lid with great force, grabbing her attention, so she in turn will grab your cock

This works
I've done it a great many times

Godspeed anon
Godspeed

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>>16850672
>>16850691
Guys I'm not gonna put my dick through a hole in a pizza box. It'd get pizza sauce all up in her lady bits

>>16850722
Not if you get a bj in advance! Best foreplay ever, getting blown while eating pizza.

>>16850372
>but I have no movies
Binge watch yosuga no sora

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>>16850728
That... fair point

>>16850746
Moves, not movies. There's a couple she's mentioned she wants to watch with me, so that's not an issue haha

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bunb

How do I tell when it's appropriate to make a move and when I should just chill it?

what the fuck is this dumb social construct of netflix implying sex

why not just say "hey wanna fuck"

>>16850728
Disgusting.

OP. Take the lady on a fucking god damn date, you cheap fuck.

anything Adam sandler will suffice. Guy knows what's up.

>>16852494
Wow get a load of this faggot with no pizza game.

You really think she's gonna want to touch your dingus without a movie and shitty food as offerings?

>select all the food
Yee.

>>16852215
It's energy. Google the law of attraction and apply it to your circumstance when the opportunity arrives.

>>16852515
google pseudoscience and realize how dumb you sound

>>16850389
>normies actually do this

>>16852561
You're attracted to what you feel, you fucking sense moron.

I'm hungry.

>>16852576
i feel tired and sad all the time and im sure as shit not attracted to exhaustion and depression

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>>16852494
>>16852509
We've already been on "proper dates", this is just something a little more intimate and I figure it'd be an easier transition. into getting intimate. It's not really implicit (I don't think), which is why my lack of moves is an obstacle in my path to glory.

>>16852515
>>16852576
Also I'm gonna go with >>16852561, it just sounds like pseudoscience to me

Shes coming over to "watch a movie" 9/10 shes down to plow.... or rob you. Id flail a gun around periodically just to be safe

>>16853173
I don't own a gun. Anon, you're spoopin me.