I'm doing the Netflix thing with my crush on Saturday, which is all fine and dandy, but I have no moves. None.
Any pointers/tips? My virginity is in your hands, /adv/.
>Guide me pls
Order a pizza for your Netflix binge. Keep the box on your lap with a hole cut in the bottom and your dick poking through the hole. When she goes for a slice she will open the box and see you cock. Proceed to have sex.
Yeah, pretty much. She seems to be all for it, though, so I guess that's a good thing? Again, I'm almost autistic when it comes to girls, I don't know how I've managed to get her over.
You don't need moves if the girl is up for it. Put on the movie, maybe drink a beer or whatever, and slightly adjusts your position to be closer to her. Start stroking her back, thigh or something. And after a while start searching for her gaze. When you lock eyes for a longer moment, maybe stroke her hair out of her face and you kiss her and go from there.
Th-that sounds an awful lot like moves there, brother
That said I'll try it
that's only real if there's a porn for it...
Oh wait, there is: BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA
It's genius if you've been practicing cock-ups (watch the film "Tenacious D The Pick Of Destiny" for a tutorial of what this sexual exercise is if you don't already know, but basically, pushing your body up like a push up... Using only your cock)
That way your cock will be strong enough to flip the pizza box lid with great force, grabbing her attention, so she in turn will grab your cock
I've done it a great many times
Guys I'm not gonna put my dick through a hole in a pizza box. It'd get pizza sauce all up in her lady bits
That... fair point
Moves, not movies. There's a couple she's mentioned she wants to watch with me, so that's not an issue haha
We've already been on "proper dates", this is just something a little more intimate and I figure it'd be an easier transition. into getting intimate. It's not really implicit (I don't think), which is why my lack of moves is an obstacle in my path to glory.