I always get cum everywhere. I've read masturbating in the bathroom helps, but I like to do it in front of my computer. I also read about using tissues, but I like to use both hands, so I can't really catch anything with tissue when I orgasm. Any help, /adv/?
>I can't really catch anything with tissue when I orgasm
What you do is put the tissue on the end sort of like a loose balloon/condom, so while you have a ring grip below the head, it shoots out onto the tissue, and it doesn't dribble down because of the ring grip.
use a sock. stick your dick in it and jack off like normal. when you cum, it all goes into the sock. just dont keep reusing the same sock. thats pretty gross. just use a different one every time. as long as you wash clothes regularly you wont run out of socks and there wont be any mess to clean up.
its what i do and it works fine.
I have a small trashcan that I line with plastic bags from the supermarket. As long as it doesn't have any holes in the bag, just cum in that as much as you want as well as for other trash needs. Throw away after 2-3 days. Repeat as necessary.
You will never have an asian girlfriend like her. :(
what the hell
I just come on my stomach and then wipe it off with some paper towels and when I'm completely dry I got to the bathroom, throw the paper to the trash and wash my dick a bit
this way I don't even need to ruin my orgasm by positioning to hit a tissue or putting a sock on my dick