>drivers Ed with m8
>teacher is mega Christian fag
>"lord will guide you in the road"
>he teaches this acronym
>stop, something something go
>makes me think of smoke
>have this vape
>blow out as I say smog
>me and m8 KEK about it
>find it funny as shit
>sees us kekin
>"anon what's so funny"
>have the vape we used for keks
>"can you teach us more about-"
>exhales while saying it
>"HOW DARE YOU"
>me and m8 are laughing too hard
>goes full Jesus on us
>"REEEEEE JESUS HATES YOU"
>shit like that
>kicks us out of class
>keks on way out
>looks at m8
>"Dude it's $400 to take this again
>what tell mom
Tell the truth and don't do retarded shit like that again. It's one thing to do something to entertain your friend, but you took it way too far. If she complains about money, offer to pay however much of it you need to
Tell best m8 to go back to teacher alone and beg for forgiveness for your stupidity and to take him back. Say something about the lord having shown him the signs to come back or smth like that if teacher wont budge.
Also you are banned from being with best m8 while he takes his drivers Ed.
If nothing works tell Mom the truth.
Haha I get it, it was a heat of the moment type of thing. I probably would've laughed really hard about it too if I was there.
This is slightly better advice, you should definitely apologize and talk to the drivers ed teacher to see if he will let you back in first (I wouldn't use the "lord has shown me the signs" type of approach because it will come off as really sarcastic and patronizing unless you really mean it, which you don't).
Chances are that he hasn't really dropped you from the course yet so you still have time, especially if it happened today. If you explain it in a mature manner, then he might let you back in the class and forgive you for it if he has a sense of humor (this is assuming that you had a good relationship with him prior to what happened, if already had a reputation for fucking around in his class he probably won't though).
If you can't convince him then I'd suggest doing what I did first.
Oh my god, no. This is the kind of thing that you have to say in person, especially if he was mad about it enough to kick you out of the class. Calling him is one of the most impersonal approaches you can take.
Find a time when he is free outside of class (before, after, whatever) and talk about it. If you take the time to meet him in person it will increase your chances of being able to persuade him.
Make sure that you seem really sorry and regret it (which it sounds like you do) and be able to get it across to him about it. Be sure to tell him the truth about it.
He'll probably just move your seat way a from your friend or something if you're lucky.