I did it, I finally have a girlfriend.
Question is, there's a chance she'll find my sizable loli doujin collection in my shelf. What do I tell her then?
You are a retard for having such a collection in your shelf. If it was on the computer, you'd have the benefit of the doubt:
>Oh, that stuff is automatically downloaded by webcrawlers - I am interested in XYZ, and sometimes this shit gets downloaded as well, and I am just too lazy deleting it.
For your shelf lolis, there is no such excuse.
>She will tink you jack off them
well isn't she a smart one
>Question is, there's a chance she'll find my sizable loli doujin collection in my shelf. What do I tell her then?
You tell her to call you oniichan.
Something along these lines, frankly. You've gotta be honest with her. Maybe you don't have to tell her everything, says my cheating aunt, but my responsible bipolar dad says honesty and authenticity is respectable no-matter-what.
happiness is just around the corner