I did it, I finally have a girlfriend.
Question is, there's a chance she'll find my sizable loli doujin collection in my shelf. What do I tell her then?
You can either tell her the truth or put your loli doujin collection somewhere where she won't see them the first time she comes over.
>>16806106
"I hope we have a daughter"
>>16806106
Same thing you tell yourself
If you know its something to hide, best not show it... unless youre getting married or planning to freak her out
She will tink you jack off them
You are a retard for having such a collection in your shelf. If it was on the computer, you'd have the benefit of the doubt:
>Oh, that stuff is automatically downloaded by webcrawlers - I am interested in XYZ, and sometimes this shit gets downloaded as well, and I am just too lazy deleting it.
For your shelf lolis, there is no such excuse.
>>16806115
>She will tink you jack off them
well isn't she a smart one
Lol you've got a girl but you won't keep her.
find a girl who also likes loli
>>16806200
OP didn't tell us how much this "girl" weighs.
>>16806106
>Question is, there's a chance she'll find my sizable loli doujin collection in my shelf. What do I tell her then?
You tell her to call you oniichan.
if I were you I would just burn that shit.
She could report you for being a pedo.
>>16806106
I'm way too nice and normal for this earth
>>16806897
Something along these lines, frankly. You've gotta be honest with her. Maybe you don't have to tell her everything, says my cheating aunt, but my responsible bipolar dad says honesty and authenticity is respectable no-matter-what.
happiness is just around the corner