>senior in highschool
>open locker and out falls a valentine's note
>"will you go out with me" and a number
>scared to text because if I don't like them I don't want to be a dick
You can be an autistic and say "I don't care" - if it's a prank, you avoided it thus, if it's not, you might have missed an opportunity with a cool girl or with a land whale - 66% success rate.
If you do call the number, it might have been a prank, or said land whale has a crush on you - 66% failure rate. Then again, if might also be a cool girl - but only for 33%.
BUT: the win in this bet might be totally worth it. If we don't take risks in life, we never grow as people.
At the end, you are the one to decide.
Don't be such a fucking loser. Trust me, you will like anyone who shows you affection when the world kicks you ass a little and your living alone living off a shit job in the future.
You got it all figured out though, don't you?
Do you know why the people of /r9k/ are so bitter?
They touched the rock bottom. They can't be hurt any more than they are already hurt.