Please for the love of god somebody tell me how to get bitches
You could start by not calling them bitches.
Tried the animal shelter?
>>16800328
oh snap
>>16800275
call your mum, she's availabe 24/7
#rekt
Get to know them in any context. Invite them to a place with alcohol for second time meeting. If they go, they are down to fuck. Bring them to your place after that with a shitty excuse and fuck. It's that easy.