i signed up for the army i dont really know what to expect but

>i will not go to combat unless needed
>i will not go to combat unless needed
>i will not go to combat unless needed

And you think you are not going to be needed, because ... what? Someone has to protect our oil, after all.

>>16799654
>>>/k/
Look for the /meg/ - military enlistment general thread. There's allways one up.

>>16799660
sorry meant volunteering

what i've always heard: treat anything your recruiter says as bullshit

We had a recruiter come to our high school several times a week just talking to anyone they could during our lunch breaks. One time he saw me wearing our school's wrestling hoody, he told me

>if you join the army you can travel the country wrestling for our team making damn near six figures right outta high school

I asked him if he was sure about that, and he said yes without batting an eye.

>>16799717
This. A million times.

Recruiters are some of the biggeSt liars on the face of the planet. I would trust a lawyer before I trusted a recruiter. They only care about making their numbers.

>>16799717

Especially Marine recruiters. Not to be trusted.

>>16799654
Recruiters are the most scummy salesmen. They prey on the stupid fucks like you who want to join the army.
They'll tell you whatever it fucking takes to get you to sign.