Why does my life always seemed fucked

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I can't get ahead in life at all. Things always look up then suddenly crash down. Here's the situation I'm dealing with right now.

>got my first full time job and at it for a year now
>looking at buying myself a condo because fuck renting
>also looking into a technical school so I can move up from my low teens and hour job
>turned out some manager made a complaint about me to HR and they spent a week working on getting me fired
>they threw down the write up saying I'd be suspended pending termination because manager said he saw my phone a week ago
>was allowed quit on my own will to avoid a termination on my record
>offer on the condo was accepted today and the seller's told me they specifically liked me
>supposed to sign and seal the deal tomorrow

This is so unfucking believable. I'm semi confident I can find another full time job quickly, but my mortgage lender will most likely find out I quit my job yesterday and my deal will completely fall through. Going to be stuck as a min wage slave again, continuing to rent and throw away my money. I'm mostly just fuming but any advice would be appreciated.