A qt just asked me me to be her bf. A bro of mine told me to say this to her and kiss her immediately afterwards. What do you think? Recommend any improvements?
>Listen Anonette. I love the time we spend together, we always have a great time. However you need to know that I am not the person jumps into relationships; I feel too many people do that and they end up ruining everything. That is the last thing I want to happen to us.
>The main reason I feel this way is because when I commit to a relationship; I go all out. I don't half-ass it; and I dont want to fuck around. Until I feel I could give the commitment our relationship deserves, I just want to continue having a great time together. Okay?
That is terrible. Rule one is never talk about the relationship.
That speech is fucking gay btw.
You full out type of guy huh? Prove it with your actions. Words are most of the time, temporary feel good things that don't actually matter unless tested.
But yeah OP that's shit. It sounds rehearsed as fuck and fake as fuck. Yeah some girls eat it up, but you set a standard for yourself that's too high and at the same time you're dicking the girl around. Just say the last clause of the last sentence there ("I just want to continue having a great time together") and that labels don't matter.
And then you are free to talk with her about whatever specific line-item relationship things you need (probably: are we exclusive?), but you're not giving her this b.s. "I go all out" tripe.
lying to women is a dick move bro, and it doesn't work because what you say in a relationship is irrelevant - it's what you DO.
You want to know how I know you are an inexperienced virgin?
That monologue is the most autistic thing I have seen, on /adv/ no less, all day. Seriously. That alone should be enough to make you reconsider your life.
>I want to tell her that I'll do whatever a bf does
Then why does it matter what titles you give each other? It's not like you have to file it with corporate and fill out an extra tax form for her.
Get less technical and too the point, shes not gonna try to kiss you so just do casual and just have a relationship, stop listing to idiots.
You dont have to say shit there is no problem you are making one, stop worring about weird bullshit like this
What you mean she asked for you to be her boyfriend?
You are not married with her and plan to see and hang witheachother!!!???
Bro that's haram bro for real!!!!
You can marry her but there is no dating or thouching b4 that.
Save yourself from the hellfire bro.
Just ask her to marry you, if she does not want that, than breake all contact cause than you know that she is a ho. She would want to do all kinds of nasty stuff to you like you see in porn and what not, she wants and will drag you to the hellfire with her.
Save yourself brother.
Marry her or stay far away from her.
You can marry at any local mosque. No problem bro.
Be smart and the better person.
Don't give in to cheap trick and lust.
SAVE YOURSELF BROTHER...SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
So, did you just duck out when she asked you to confer with your friend and the internet? Or did you already give her an answer and you're just looking to amend it in unnecessary detail?
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