Does anyone else's mother still put a penis beaker and a

>>16795871
What's a penis beaker?

>>16795875
Sorry, typo: penis BREAKER, you know?

She's tired of having to clean your cum after you.

>>16795875
A beaker to clean your penis in so you don't get thrush.

>>16795877
I don't know what that is, either! What would a penis breaker even look like?

>>16795893
You don't use a penis beaker? How do you keep it clean?

>>16795905
In the shower, of course.

>>16795893
It's a device that breaks your penis if you get an erection, to discourage impure thoughts. My mom makes me wear one if I haven't earned enough points for a hardon.

>>16795871
Beakers are for science. Not for penis washing.

>>16795916
So you shower after masturbating, even at midnight?

I fucking hate this board nowadays.

>>16795945
Why would you masturbate at midnight?

>>16795945
Nah, just once a day. More if I get dirty/sweaty.
Always wash before and after sex though.

What the hell? This is worse than the penis inspection thing.

>>16795958
Because you know everyone is asleep so your creaking bed and floor boards won't give you away.

Its normal to dunk after masturbation but for you mom to provide the glass of water is strange.