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I am an utter fucking creep.

I practically solely masturbate to an assortment of FB pictures, creep shots, nudes I'm not supposed to have and occasional stolen panties of a select group of women I hang out with daily.

I recently attained a general understanding of photoshop and have been desperately trying not to do anything weird such as edit pictures of them to be lewd.

Thing is, I'm a pretty fit and attractive guy, but I have the tastes of some bottom dwelling beta freak.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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GET OFF 4CHAN FAGGOT. No seriously
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>>16793406
I would, but even my brother who's 6 years older does this type of shit, but with every person he's ever dated.

Do I just have creep in my genes? Fucking hell.
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The sexual desire to fuck these tight broads. Today's trends made my top fetishes twerking and yoga pants (candid.)

The best ass and tits aren't in porn. They're in your everyday life.
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>>16793413
You wanna know something weird? Two of the chicks I banged know of the shit I do and even asked me to send them the cock shops I've done of them.

One of them laughed and said "with great power cums great responsibility". She seems to think that I have this thing about me where I can be creepy as tits, but still be acceptably creepy.

I don't like being creepy.
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>>16793423
It's flattering to some types. I mean, imagine if you were a girl and you found out your crush busted a nut to your profile pic.
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>>16793429
Oh, yeah, they're the type.

But I think I'm taking it overboard.

Literally 60-70 GB of of creepshots and FB pictures.
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>>16793439
You're not alone. I take creepshots IRL. Why would you need to take a hard look and try to remember that perfect ass? When you can just take a quick 1-2 second picture or even film that glorious ass. Worst I've gotten was taking pics of my ex naked when she was sleeping.

Film/pictures>memory
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Two years ago a guy-friend of mine told me he had a bunch of creep-shot pictures of me. Then he asked me out. Suffice to say, I broke off contact with him pretty quickly.

It's fine to think about people when you fap, but taking tons of pictures is fucking gross, man. Control your impulses.
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>>16793486
DO YOU HAVE A COCK, SIR?
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>>16793486
>control your impulses
>every single guy that looks at you is subtlety checking out every part of your body

>ew pics are gross

>that guy who looked at you for a fraction of a second has your ass and tits locked in his mind and will fap to it later
>its ok haha
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>>16793493
No.

>>16793505
Having a mental image of someone and having a folder of secret pictures of them are two totally different situations. One of them is a crazy thing to do.
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>>16793518
Honestly, I'm convinced we're supposed to be this weird so that our species has a chance at surviving.

If I were gay, I'd think most of the girls I'm with would be all around cuntier.

Fucking sexual dimorphism, man. You ever seen a peacock and go "shit, brah, you way better than that raggedy ass brown chicken shit bird you hittin on"? Well... Yeah. That's us.
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>>16793527
Your post made no sense, anon. Please reiterate.
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>>16793518
>secret pictures
>memory

u dont know how the guy helps himself to remember. this is the year of the lord 2016 and u believe a thought is different than an accurate image. best believe when i see that ass walking around im looking and if i deem necessary, pics.
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>>16793540
Have you ever seen a Peahen? They're ugly as fuck, but peacocks still want to fuck them.

Why would they want to fuck them? Peahens are weird and stupid looking. Undeserving of the praise they get. One answer: Peacocks are weird.

Having a penis automatically makes you feel the need to have sex with cunty bitches. Sometimes they are obvious in their cuntery, but we ignore it.

Society doesn't let us fuck them whenever we want and imagination goes so far, so... I guess we deal with itvia FB fapping, creep shots and panty stealing.
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>>16793565
>being this retarded
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>>16793591
That hurt, anon. It really did.
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>>16793558
Okay, I can't stop you. But you're super gross.
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>>16793614
>im a landwhale and jealous of skinny girls with hot bods
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>>16793565
>>16793591

Exhibit A.

>>16793614
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>>16793628
Inspiring message, anon. Truly the greatest post in the history of 4chan. I wish we could all be as insightful as you are.
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>>16793631
So, you think all women should be nice to you all the time? Not very realistic.
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>>16793654
Today's fashion. Lets talk about that.

Females wear tight pants even to the point of leggings which i'm sure is a men's version of long johns. You can see through them. You can see every molecule of fat jiggle in that ass each step they take, regardless of body type. The usual response is yo babe ill do anything 4 u. then what do we get? FUCK OFF CREEP!

yeah, they should be nice all the time. Why call me a creep for fuck sakes.
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>>16793423
If you're attractive enough you can get away with everything
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>>16793676
I must be very attractive then.

Literally only hang out with women and they all know about my Fb fapping thanks to my grilfriend. Also, the girlfriend didn't stop them from fucking me... So... Well this is gratifying.
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>>16793667
Your response to sexy leggings should be the same as your response to normal jeans. Look, smile, shut up. She's not wearing those for you, random dude on the street. She doesn't even know you! All she knows about you is that you like her ass. You can't form a relationship based on that. Can you see how that makes her think you're a total fucking creep for saying something to her? You're not entitled to give everyone your fucking opinion.
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>>16793699
>creep for wanting to procreate
>creep for getting sexual gratification from something sexual

ok. fatty
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>>16793703
>clearly unable to read
You're not a creep for being attracted to a girl or wanting to fuck her brains out or literally any thoughts you have when faced with a potential mate. Your ACTIONS, however, make you a fucking creep. Don't make someone else feel uncomfortable to get sexual gratification. That's fucking creepy.

It's not hard to understand.
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>>16793717
>missing the point

my point is why do girls show off their ass and tits and then get mad when a dude tries to hit her up? why am i a creep for wanting to speak and get to know her? also fuck her
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>>16793699
>I go out on the streets practically nude for my own sake.
>I'm not seeking attention, no.
>I wear make up for myself.
>I grind on your cock for myself.
>I put your dick in my mouth for myself.

>>16793717
Only uncomfortable if you find out, beb.
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>>16793400
I kind of feel you, i am a normal person. I have an awful obsession with serial killers. I hate it and it makes me feel fucked up inside, but i cant help it. The fb picture thing is normal, jerking off to people you know is way better then porn. The panties is weird though mang. You should stop that. The nudes your not supposed just probably gets you off easier because it is the rush of having them? If you never tell someone and just deal with it though and understand it is fucked up. You will be fine haha that is what i do. That is also what ted bundy did...fuck.
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FB pics? What the fuck is wrong with men how do you masturbate to FB pics? Especially with real porn out there
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>>16793737
Nah, if there was a person in this world born without a killer instinct, it's me.
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>>16793730
Because she's not looking for a guy to hit on her. The fact that you assume she is looking for that attention means you have poor empathy skills. Setting is important, too. A hot girl in a bar is probably looking for male attention. A hot girl just walking around outside probably just has somewhere to be. Can you just respect that other people want different things than you do?

>>16793735
Are you actually this self-centered?
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>>16793739
I like back story. If i know the person i know where they come from i know there personality i can manipulate them in my brain. It is like my own version of porn. Also my favorite theory is that every girl has a bikini picture on fb.
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>>16793739
I can tune in on the things I like about the person I jerk off to because I know them?

I have sincerely tried getting to know Gianna Michaels, but I got blocked from her Twitter.

What are you gonna do, mang?
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>>16793745
Well that is good. I dont want to kill. I just think killers are interesting. I know serial killers like people know athletes. I even know some of there stats.
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>>16793400
This is why I don't use facebook.
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>>16793747
I-I don't know.

Wait... About women being attention whores or you not finding out?

'Cause the former is speculated to become a fucking scientific law.
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>>16793761
You really should.

Unless you're fat.

Then don't.

Seriously, don't.
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>>16793763
Everything you've said indicates that you're not very good at viewing women as people.
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>>16793768
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>>16793778
blame the camera, hun. Oh and the better version of skinny jeans, leggings. I never thought i would see a day where a girl would walk around with under garments. God damn . makes me happy to be alive this day and age.

also youtube is a goldmine for all your candid needs. specially if you're into the younger freshman girls strutting around in leggings acting like they care about school.
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>>16793786
Ew.
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>>16793778
>>16793778
Again, as a guy who hangs out with women daily, I can say without a doubt that the majority of them are judgey, xenophobic attention whores who desperately want to feel as if their not shallow bitches.

They also refuse basic truths because their feelings say their wrong.

The only women I respect are the ones that know that the gender as a whole is and has been socially baby fed and therefore accepts said socially instilled limitations of most girls, including themselves.

Again, I literally tend to make friends with girls.

I am practically an authority in this.
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>>16793804
>I am practically an authority in this.
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>>16793806
Don't believe me, brah.

You probably don't agree due to lack of cock.
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>>16793810
I hope someday you deeply regret being an asshole to women.
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>>16793804
>women are evil
LOL women are pretty chill. The whole misogynist attitude toward them is like how someone points out how all women are bad at a certain thing when she does something wrong, versus telling a man HE just sucks. Men talks just as much shit, are more manipulative, sleazy, emotional (men get hella mad when they're told they are wrong) willing to sleep with their best friends girl, cheat, look at who rapes and murders more.
>i'm only friends with girls who hate themselves
oh god, those "speshul snowflakes" that "aren't like other girls"? The "look at me I'm a CoOoOl girl :))) give me a trophy!" retards who don't stand up for themselves? kek
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>>16793806
Hahaha for real, some cringe-worthy shit right there. From experience hanging out with men they are shitty backstabbing assholes who are shallow as fuck.
You ever opened up a history text book?
Girls are chiller in every way but you guys exaggerate anything a woman does because that misogyny shit is real.
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>>16793817
Currently fucking three qt3.14's.

I apparently have a shining personality in private.

I'm right lovable asshole otherwise.

Even then, women will never do anything too stupid towards me due to nudes.

Always have a deterrent, gentlemen. Never use it, but always keep them questioning whether you would.
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>>16793810
>says women are shitty
>proceeds to use immature, 12-year old insults and generalize a group
lol
holy shit the projection.
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>>16793409
Jesus christ
>>16793698
Alright, this is not ok anymore.
You cheated, it's not your girlfriends responsibility to keep your dick in your pants.
You deserve social isolation until you resolve your hypergamy.
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>>16793828
>this much insecurity on the internet
Oh yeah bud you also the CEO of a gaming company, and have a huge cock? kek
More proof men are manipulative, childish, and entitled. Don't worry folks, nothing to see here but a waste of time getting his ass handed to him.
/thread
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>>16793823
Not evil, no.

But they're snakey, you know? Never said men weren't, but women emit an aura of blamelessness. Like a cat that just pissed on your bed.

>>16793826
I've opened many history textbooks.

Men are the only ones capable of doing anything of note apparently, brah.
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itt a LOL-A-PALOOZA
reading beta faggots make outrageous, bitter claims that only insecure betas would make to be superior on the internet.
Feels good to not have all that hatred and entitlement due to good parenting and a healthy social life.
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>>16793838
>Men are the only ones capable of doing anything of note apparently, brah.
And that's how this thread needs to die.
He'll never reproduce, he's harmless guys.
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>>16793838
Nah, men put just as much blame on others and over-estimate their pain. Women are actually more susceptible to doing the opposite, and internalize their hurt.
The reason men are in textbooks is because when the privileged demand to take something over and re-write history and only take note of a privileged groups doing something it is typically how things go.
Notice how men always start shit over the dumbest things? War, rape, theft, greed, most of the shitty things in the world are caused by groups with more power.
If one kid was praised for everything he did and given the chance to shine and taken seriously, and the other wasn't due to not looking at the same or whatever, guess who you'll hear more about?

In all honesty your hatred and the pretty much everyone else's is plain ignorance.
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>>16793831
12 year old insults?

Why are you so mad?

>>16793832
Girlfriend is kind of a cuck hen. She's bisexual, so she kind of digs me getting it on with them. She's conflicted, though.

Btw, it kind of is her job to keep it in my pants.

I do my best, I even said no to a chick who hopped on me while I was sitting on a sofa. Shit took real cojones.

I sometimes give in, though.

>>16793836
No, 6 inch cock. Kinda thick, though.

I'm... gonna address the elephant in the thread...

>Comparing fucking around with three chicks currently to...
>Being a CEO of a gaming company

Is this what not having a penis does to you? Dat logical "phallacy", son.
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It's easy to write women off as emotional because we view the words as "gets sad and cries" rather than what it ACTUALLY means, but there are countless more stories of men murdering, stalking, etc over anger from a spouse, being turned down, not getting their way, whatever. I mean, some guy in here is admitting he keeps blackmail over girls to frighten them because the dude isn't charming or a civil enough person to be normal about that shit
kek
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>>16793859
>Y U SO MAD for pointing out how dumb my insult was?!
kek
>actually describes his cock
holy cringe lol
>continues to be an entitled baby that looks over all the logical arguments presented previously because he's mad as fuck and has no where else to vent
kek

pls continue. pls
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>>16793859
no one cares, kid.
Not even mad but are you autistic?
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>>16793845
Let's fucking hope I don't, dude!

Had a couple of scares in the last month.

>>16793853
I'm being a dick, I know.

Btw, women tend to start shit via other men, though. Currently feuding with my brother due to his gf being a piece of fat, Dominican waste.
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another thread turned into a degenerate shit-show thanks to the male ego and Aspergers. Never change, /adv/
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>>16793880
are you lonely because you're just oversharing tidbits of unimportant things and keep going
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>>16793863
I think you're talking about me.

This is because women 'love' to play the victim.

You don't know how often I've heard women say they were raped or abused in their relationships AFTER the breakup. If I had a nickle...

>>16793871
I think you're madly proclaiming... That I'm mad?

This shit might make sense to your girlfriends, but not so much to someone with a cock.

Are you the type to argue in a Five Guys?

>>16793876
Not sure which post you're referring to.

No, not autistic... Just really good at handling women.
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>>16793882
I'm sensing you're a girl.

>>16793896
No, I'm just making conversation.

Is this where you say you want to make a baby? I'd like to think so. Who am I kiddin'? It usually is.

>I disagree with your opinions... But I find myself drenched.
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>>16793903
>I'm sensing you're a girl.
I'm sensing you're a prick.
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>>16793897
>Just really good at handling women.
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>>16793922
Where'd you pull that one out of, sweety?
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>>16793927
Your mouth, obviously.
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>>16793400
>select group of women I hang out with daily.
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>16793925
Just admit that IRL, we'd probably be boning.

It'd be the best fucking 2 minutes of your life, beb.
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>>16793933
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>>16793931
OH SHIT.

OH FUCK.

YOU DONE IT NOW.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>I'm sorry I had to do that to you.
>This shit is some dank OC.
>It's all yours, friend.
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>>16793823
>look at who rapes and murders more.

Stats are actually pretty even on rapes. Women rape drunk men and partners because they don't believe they are rapists, just like feminists say about men.

Women are more likely to murder their own child than men. Like 2x more likely. And that's their own god damn child.

Women are child molesters as often as men, but go unnoticed because we assume women aren't. The rates of child molesting women went through the roof when we as a society started seeing women as possible perpetrators, instead of it being impossible.

its actually easier for women, since they have easy access to child molesting jobs due to the "vagina effect" an effect name I made up to describe how people consider someone completely innocent and incapable of committing atrocities and other crimes simply because they have a uterus.


When will you sexists learn? Anyone who is a human being has the potential for being a horrific piece of shit. Genitalia or chromosomes don't change that. Are you trying to tell us that the Y chromosome is somehow responsible for all violence and rape?

Google "most evil women in history"
Google "women child molesters"
Google "women who are rapists"


Stop being a fucking socio-cuck for the lies that people want to tell about the female of the species. The reason women are less likely to do atrocious acts is because they have a lot more self-importance than men. It takes a lack of desire to never have your freedom impinged upon, to not be killed, and to survive at all costs, to commit to doing shitty things in life. If you're caught for those things, you get jail/execution, or the person fights back and you die, especially being physically smaller (until drugging is involved).

So, no, women are not innocent. They're also rapists. They're also child molesters. They're also murderers and serial killers.
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>>16793942
Come onnnnnn.

I know you like me, you sent me a funny gif image. I can tell.
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>>16793947
> takes a lack of desire

lack of desire to survive and a disbelief that you are all important, something which women have in spades due to culture.
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>>16793948
AWW, G'DWAH!

You're fucking adorable. Don't change. Somebody will make you his cum receptacle some day.
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>>16793947
>that mental gymnastics
Ah yeah bro, I totally remember all the times I'm afraid to leave the house alone because of women harassing me and making me feel unsafe.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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agree with the guy saying women are just as likely rape. Also, apparently 3+3 actually equals 13 haha what the fuck! And the ocean's water is from the fluid of dead bodies being soaked out and pulled with gravity into large bodies of water :)))
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>tfw its the same 4 faggots shitposting
>tfw u cant tell if the "female" is trolling or not
>tfw im jerking off to candid webms as we speak
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>>16794025
>Ah yeah bro, I totally remember all the times I'm afraid to leave the house alone because of women harassing me and making me feel unsafe.


Being delusional = a great argument. How many years have you been alive when half the people you meet on the street and in your school haven't beaten or raped you, dumbass? 50% of people are male. You've gone your entire life without being beaten or raped by one.

So, you have literally had about 50 million encounters with no repercussion.
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>>16793823
I love it when femininazis get BTFO
Excellent buttrage
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>>16794025
>>16794032

Yeah, women get away with sexual assault and rape because guys are always "asking for it", and their drunken state where they can't say no doesn't mean anything, and if a woman touches your penis randomly, you just have to smile weakly and pass it off, because you're a "fag" if you didn't like it, and she didn't REALLY sexually assault you, not at all..

Go fuck yourself.
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>>16793518
>>16793518

Hey guess what. I jerk off to stolen pictures of your mother and you on your 18th birthday party. Those candles you were blowing out? Yeah I photoshopped em to show you blowing dicks. What are you going to do about it?
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Really nice to see my thread is still up.

Also, how did I end up unintentionally trolling my own thread?
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