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>Been jacking off all day.
>LITERALLY all day.
>Has only stopped to rest between faps, eat, and play vidya on my day off.
>Girl i've been into calls me drunk as all fuck at a bar right now.
>Wants me to come down.

HELP
WHAT CAN I DO TO UNJELLIFY MY DICK? THERE IS NO WAY I'M GETTING IT UP AGAIN IN THE NEXT 3 HOURS WITH THE ABUSE I'VE BEEN GIVING IT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BEST INSTA BONER PILL OR TECHNIQUE I CAN TAKE ASAP
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>>16792975
Bring your black friend and have him fuck her for you.
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Tell her she's drunk. Let her stay at your house til she's sober.

Get a girl when she is sober like a real man instead of being a creepy rapist.

Or go to a local pharmacy and ask for an over the counter Viagra or whatever. Then pay god knows how much for it. Then fuck that bitch up and feel bad when she wakes up and doesn't want anything to do with you anymore.

The fuck should I care, stranger.
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>>16792975
C'mon, give your balls a break. Try waiting... one and a half weeks before trying to get action. And don't do it when you're drunk.
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>>16793005
this desu
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