Has anyone here hired an escort/prostitute to lose their virginity?

Get a good one, spend like 200 if you have to. Don't go cheap just cause you're broke and horny like I did. I don't regret it that much but it just wasn't good, sticking it in her was like putting my dick in a microwaved jar of mayo. Also the condom broke and I got one of those lame pseudo stds that go away on their own like trichomoniasis or however you spell it.

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>>16791367
Yea, I hired ur mom last night.

>>16791367
I did! i'll write the story out

So I live in amsterdam, am 20 years old, and about half a year ago I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

I moved out and lived by myself for half a year at that point, and was very lonely. I was a member of a "frat" so I had parties all the time, but I never got laid or even kissed girls, and my inexperience felt like it was holding me back at that point, I felt very old and emberassed about being a virgin.

In the summer I went for the first time, with the intention of having sex with a hooker. I gathered up all my courage and went in to a cute looking eastern european girls window. She was very nice, took off my clothes, and I could touch her while she sucked me off. I thought she would initiate sex, as I paid 50 euros for "fuck and suck", but she kept sucking until I came. She was very sweet about it and super hot. I'll continue in the next post.

So I kinda enjoyed the experience the first time, despite being kinda bummed about paying 50 euros for a blowjob with a condom on.
A long time passed, and I felt more confident in life after that good experience.

I had made a resolution to lose my virginity before the new year started, so a couple of months back I finally decided to go for it. I was very nervous walking past the windows. There's always a lot of tourists there, and every girl behind every window is calling you in, so it takes a lot of courage to pick one. After passing through 10 times, I went for one I didn't even spend much time looking at. She sorta looked like Don Drapers GF in mad men, the french girl.

Anyway this experience was actually pretty bad. She seemed sort of suprised at me coming in, asked for ID and what I wanted and stuff, so she felt a little more "hostile" than the first girl who was very welcoming.

Is anyone interested in the rest or am I talking to myself here?

>>16791399
Go ahead m8

>>16791399
Sort of interested.

Keep your virginity until you find the woman that you will want to live with till the end of your days. She will appreciate it. This happened to me and I'm glad that I didn't hire a hooker.

Cool, i'll finish the story then.

So anyway, we go into her room, and she tells me to take off my clothes, so I strip down to my underpants. She says, "that too" and laughs, which was kinda cute. So i'm naked, and she puts a condom on and starts giving me a pretty amazing blowjob.

This time i'm pretty focused on actually having sex, so after a short while I ask her if we can have sex now. Keep in mind that she's eastern european, so she only speaks to me in very broken english.

So she starts talking about the shape of my penis, and how it's " not good for condom".
It's very wide at the base, kind of long and much thinner at the top. This is the first time i'm made aware of the fact that standard condoms will roll off my penis. I sort of insist, saying I did pay for the sex part, and she says it's possible, but she'll have to hold the condom in place with her hands.

So she lies down, I get on top of her and she fumbles around with it for a while, and then says "well now you have to push", so I push in and penetrate her.
To be honest it was very mediocre, I got about half my dick in and it didn't feel like much (at least the blowjobs were much better).
The feeling of having sex and being really close to a hot girl was awesome though. After a while, she just sort of decided it was enough, and started giving me a handjob. The sex did nothing to bring me closer to orgasm, but I swear this handjob was some crazy shit. I came like 30-40 seconds after she started, after which she wiped my off and handed me my clothes and walked me out after I got dressed.

All in all, I think my first experience was def worth it, it was my very first time touching a smoking hot girl, she was super welcoming and encouraging. So after that experience I was pretty hyped about actually having sex, but that was a dissapointment. The girl wasn't very into it, it felt very rushed, I found out I need special condoms, and the sex was mediocre.

>>16791367

>>16791367

Did at 23 at a local brothel. It was a pretty slow night and she was all over me as soon as I stepped in.

Considering all the talk and scaremongering, it was a pretty good experience. Drinked for a bit, went to one of the rooms and fucked for an hour. Got her off once, came like three times.

Honestly, the whole ordeal was disturbingly simple. We both laughed and had a good time.

>>16791413
Terrible advice. If you do your first time with the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with, you're going to give her the absolute worst sexual experience she's ever had. It might even lead her to leave you. Practice first with girls you don't really care about, such as prostitutes, and only once you have some sexual skills, do it with someone you care about.

>>16791448
Jar of hot mayo anon here, some girls are actually willing to help you practice. My first gf was the only girl I fucked after the hooker and she pretty much became my fuck tutor and it was awesome.

>>16791448
True,but if you are quite young you don't have to rush into having sex with a prostitute. When i had the first sex with my girlfriend we both were rather inexperienced in it, so it worked out well.Anyway,it's up to you

>French club trip to France (duh) when I was 16
>one kid is 19 and asks hotel concierge where one may find a lady who may be amenable to providing certain services
>he gets address and number
>he calls and make an appointment for 6 of us
>pool our francs and go over there
>sit in parlor-type room and he goes in first
>20 minutes later he comes out and the rest of us go one-by-one inside.
>some last about 2 minutes
>lucky me, I'm last in line
>go in there and woman is just cleaning out her snatch
>wrap it up, a little lube and go to town
>surprisingly I last about 10 minutes before I blow my load
>she says in French "did you have fun?"
>I think I'm cool and reply in French "your grab is like a coat" (was trying to say "your snatch was smooth as silk")

and that's how I lost my virginity and flunked French at the same time.

>>16791485
>"your grab is like a coat"
I like it.

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>>16791448
> practice first
> prostitutes
Wrong. This is absolute shit tier advice. Prostitutes will teach you nothing about how to please a woman. That Pretty Woman shit is fantasy.

Whores only want you to cum fast so they can get the next paying customer in. All you'll learn is how to be a minute man.

You need to learn how to take it slow, to gently suck on her nipples and last for as long as it takes to get her off. This is why I suggest sheep.

>>16791551
>You need to learn how to take it slow, to gently suck on her nipples and last for as long as it takes to get her off. This is why I suggest sheep.

Can you point out the nipples on that sheep, because I have no clue.

>>16791551

KEK

>>16791551

>not paying by the hour

Next thing you're going to tell me whores are illegal where you live.

As someone said before do not go for a cheap one.

>>16791569
Whores are illegal in the US of A. Land of the free, right? :(

>>16791587
Escort services are legal.

>>16791601
Escorts are like a legal grey area. You can still get stung if you hire the wrong one.