Wife says she is prudish and shy about sex.
While ago, buy her a toy (silver one) and we use it for a while but soon sex gets rarer and rarer...
She still says prudish and not really into it.
Accidentally find a toy (red one) while fitting a wardrobe door. She says she never used it.
On a whim, I buy another (the wand) to broach the subject again but it never gets used.
Says she is a boring and non sex driven person.
Yesterday, I find all of these...
you sit her down and talk to her tell her you found her toys and wanna know seriously and truthfully whats up.. relationships are not founded on lies or secrets you need to talk to her openly and not sound like your pissed off or upset.. you be amazed how just talking helps
>box of condoms
Oh shit, OP.
She probably has found another man to fulfil her needs.
Dildos are not out of place, as most women are too sensitive to talk about it.
But, oh shit.
Condoms are a bad sign.
Ask her out. Just do it, don't overthink it. "Hey, wanna go out for a drink?". Remember Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.
Which is another way of saying OP is an obvious troll, come on man.
Holy Christ on a bike go to a professional.
Bitch has some bananas sex complex and she thinks she can conceal it to preserve your feefees.
Step one with bananas is always the same. She needs to admit she has a problem.
Go to a whatever advisor, find out the issue, return to wife and confront her in the most calm, level fashion you can muster.
Bright side of this is if it works out, shes gonna need really cute reintroduction to intimacy.
bruh do you even go down on her?
Maybe ye should have a talk with the misses. and I mean a deep as talk. not some lame ass dinner shit OP. Let her know about her know how special she is or she will have more than just a dildo collection...