I'm writing anonymous postcard to my crush, hopely she will get it valentine's day. This is little new to me so i'm hoping that you could give me some help with it.
this is what i have come up so far:
''Happy valentine's day!
I just wanted you to know that you bring joy on someone's life.
Hopefully you won't experience my approach unpleasant, it certainly isn't my intention.
in case you want to thank me for this card, here's email where you can contacto me (anonym email).
(drawed heart) mr. x.''
Too cheesy, creepy etc?
(gif: my reaction if she'll reply to me)
Ps. either the postcard or i aren't english, so don't mind the language too much.
its gonna be creepy no matter what but
>i just wnated you to know that you bring joy on someones life
probably doesn't help. even if no one else paid attention to her that day, it gives this thing like 'ur not THAT bad cuz at least i like you'
>Hopefully you won't experience my approach unpleasant, it certainly isn't my intention.
Never, ever say shit like this. The moment you start trying to convince them it's NOT creepy, is the moment you are 100% certain to be labeled creepy
Does she know you? Have you had conversations with her before? If she's pretty much a stranger, then this will be creepy no matter how you write it
Don't make excuses. A card is gay and avoidant. Find your balls and ask her out face to face. All girls appreciate the confidence it takes.
Even if you stammer and blush and get nervous, you need to practice now so you aren't a pussy your whole life.
It also doesn't matter whether this girl likes you or not. Stop investing emotionally until they invest back.
It's needy and nothing puts girls off more.
you are way over thinking this. just send her a postcard, saying shes beautiful. sign it 'from your secret admirer'.
for bonus points, get a PO box set up to see if she responds
sure. but you're doing it horrifyingly bad, even for what it is.
just send a post card, write ONE romantic sounding line, ecen a cliche like 'your eyes make the stars look like they're not shining'
sign it from a secret admirer. dont be all
>HURR DURR U MEAN A LOT TO ME BUT YOU GOTTA EMAIL MY CREEPY ANONYMOUS EMAIL IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT WHO I AM
thats some next level shit right there. thats a pretty little liars subplot right there.
Coming from a woman.. It is endearing. It's honest and heartfelt and not creepy or child-ISH, like a one liner or pick up line. Child-like is fine because his interest is innocent and not demanding. She will love it, OP. Even if she has someone else in mind, it will stick with her. Just give it time and don't start to hate women if this one does not work out.