A new million dollar brewery is opening a minute walk from my house. I have never been to a bar and have no friends. How can I be normal in the brewery? I am thinking dress up, sit at the bar, drink a beer & pretend to watch tv, use bathroom and then leave. Also maybe pretend to be on a cellphone. Any other recommendations?
>Go to brewery
>Sit down at table/bar
>Take sip of beer
>Grab large handful of the strongest anti-autism medication available, shove in mouth
>Wash down with more beer
>Take up carpentry
>Develop social skills
>Pretend to do normal things
> pretend to be on a cellphone
If you just sit at a bar waiving your hands around as if you're on a cell phone, you fail.
Get yo nigga ass a job and go buy a cell phone. Maybe a job at the bar.