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Hey,
A new million dollar brewery is opening a minute walk from my house. I have never been to a bar and have no friends. How can I be normal in the brewery? I am thinking dress up, sit at the bar, drink a beer & pretend to watch tv, use bathroom and then leave. Also maybe pretend to be on a cellphone. Any other recommendations?
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>Go to brewery
>Order beer
>Sit down at table/bar
>Take sip of beer
>Grab large handful of the strongest anti-autism medication available, shove in mouth
>Wash down with more beer
>Use bathroom
>Grow beard
>Take up carpentry
>Develop social skills
>Pretend to do normal things
>Leave
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>>16787055
very funny in a way. thnx
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>>16787046
You can actually watch tv instead of pretending. Go during a match of whatever stupid game is currently in season in burgerland
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>>16787046
> pretend to be on a cellphone
If you just sit at a bar waiving your hands around as if you're on a cell phone, you fail.

Get yo nigga ass a job and go buy a cell phone. Maybe a job at the bar.
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>>16787076
I am asain. I checked but they are not hiring. I have a celly but wont really be talking to anyone m7
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>>16787046
just go there and drink a few beers...
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