>Start talking to 10/10 I met online
>Lives 30 mins away
>She's super sarcastic
>Gets downright aggressive/bullying with me
>She gets more aggressive
>I ignore her
>Few days later she apologizes
>Says she just got jealous because she liked me
>Has been sweet as sugar since
Is she, like, insane?
Went from extremely nasty to sweet in 1 day.
Also, surprise twist here, my aunts best friend is her best friend, so presumably she knows my aunt? My aunt is older than her but I'm confused at this point.
I already sent this girl (many) pictures of my dick on request
Tbh anon, I'm not your typical unemployed virgin anime watching vidya playing adv poster.
I know what women are like.
This is not what they are like.
Going for it, despite my better judgement, because of how hot she is.
>Tbh anon, I'm not your typical unemployed virgin anime watching vidya playing adv poster.
>Asks for advice from unemployed, virgin anime watching vidya playing adv posters
And women are like this mate.
If she's a bitch to start with, it's because she doesn't want you.
And if she doesn't want you, there's a 99.9% chance she never will.
Now if she's nice, showering you with compliments, flirting, that's a GOOD sign
This bitch has me confused because she's all over the place
>This bitch has me confused because she's all over the place
my guess, she probably either doesn't know what she wants, or she's nuts. or both. either way it doesn't sound like it would end up going very well.
almost forgot, third possibility is that she's only mildly nuts but that a bunch of shit is going on in her life right now. if you really want to wait and see how things go, you could just keep in touch but not get too close. just don't get sucked into being an orbiter.
It's their natural behaviour on steroids. She knows her looks will excuse her from consequences, so she goes all out instead of restricting herself.
Bitches be cray, especially hot ones.
What's shady? Calling people on the phone?
I've gotten laid on the site before, but only by 6-8s/10s
My spidey senses are tingling because she seems too hot.
Profile was something alone the lines of 'dont message me unless youre ripped tall and have a big dick'
Long story short I sent her some dick pics and she decided it was "too small" (it's 10 inches long) but she's changed her tune now, now she 'wants it inside her'
So I'm a little wary about the flip flop
I sent her a photo of it next to a bic lighter, and then a lewd video.
She wasn't impressed, called it small, bullied it, etc.
So, I got offended, ignored her.
Asked her about a threesome afterwards, thinking she might be bi.
She got REALLY nasty at that point. Like, actually made me feel insecure level nasty.
So I just told her that I thought she was a Qt, and I hope she has a good night, etc (always keep that moral highground bros)
Now, yesterday night, she starts sending me lewd pictures, asking to see videos of it, 'daddy i want your cummy in my tummy' etc
>its 10 inches long
AhahahahehHehbHwbrahaheah yes I'm sure it is.
You kids realize the stats on this are public knowledge, right? That'd be something like 99.99th percentile.
You ain't got no ten inches, honey, and it's really sad to lie about it. Only you know by how much; I'll be very generous and assume you're still somewhat above average.
Hold on I'm starting to get tired of this. Going to get to timestamp it and put it on imgur.
In short dude: Fuck you. Just because your dick is little doesn't mean mine is.
Pro tip: My income and IQ are also in that same percentile.
The number of 9s and 10s I've fucked is in a way higher percentile than that, bud.
Here you go. I'm sorry you guys had to wait so long. I had to call up your sister to get it ready.
It's 9.5-9 in this photo. It's because I just got back from getting it sucked, he only really goes to 10 the first time I cum in a day.
Exif data is gone btw. Remember when I said I was smarter than you? Wasnt a joke.
wow how surprising everyone shut up
didnt see that coming
it's 4chan nerd I'm doing too well with my life to come on here and lie on a fucking anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum
Or maybe it's that everybody knows bic lighters come in like four sizes, and you'd have used a ruler or a tape measure if you were for real.
I'm actually legit a little disappointed, man. I was hoping at least for an entertaining photoshop.
No the trick is don't allow them to fall in love with you.
Once you mastered that you can have safe sex with a crazy and not worry about waking up on morning to find your car keyed and two dozen voicemails telling you how sorry she is for doing it.
They will always fall in love with you, if you fuck them right.
There is *N*O* way to avoid it.
The only way to stop them from loving you is to give them tiny, weak, slow thrusts- where's the fun in that dude?
If you pull on her hair and grab her by the throat she *WILL* fall in love with you.