>anon say something interesting about yourself What do I

>>16781061

That doesn't seem like a bad idea.

>>16781061

interesting is a broad subject. do you not do anyhting specific? list all the things yuo do, even things you dont tell people, as long as they arent porn based

>>16781061
Sounds like the problem isn't being asked that question, its the fact that you are completely uninteresting. Start taking hormones so you can tell people your a trans in order to get the hollow attention you desire.

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I play the fucking accordion

>>16781147
OK I'm fucking retarded, I though op was asking me to say something interesting about myself. I'll show myself out.

>>16781061
Build up the boring things you do and pretend they're actually interesting.
If you really are that boring I wouldn't do it myself but just lie. They don't have any reason to not believe you.
Then for fun, just go out and fucking do the shit you told them you do.

>>16781061
How old are, where are you from?

>>16781147
>>16781158
Not OP but that's pretty cool. How long have you played?

I wish I got into instruments and music and shit but we didn't have the money when I was a kid and not I just don't have the patience or focus for that kind of thing.

>>16781181
My brother had it shoved under a stair for a couple of years. I stole and set my mind to teach myself to play it.

I reserved an hour a day to play it, and learn it. I did this everyday for like a month, the advances we're amazing.

This was about a year ago. I'm 18. You can do it, bro. Guitars are cheap as fuck. Google the best bang for buck.

>>16781192
I tried guitars when I was about 18 and I just don't have the patience for it anymore. I was a fucking sponge when I was a kid. Was at a college reading level in 4th grade, no joke.

And I never wanted to learn guitar. Wanted to learn piano or violin but we lived in a small town and I was very aware about the lack of finances.

For the past few years I've been very interested in learning harmonica but I'm afraid I don't have the patience for that either.

>>16781207
Well, anon. I'll have to break it to ya. Almost any instruments will take a lot of patience. Hell, almost any artistic trait will take a lot of patience. I.e: painting, sculpting, writing, and of course playing an instrument.

My advice is, leave the internet for a while. Yeah I know, this is stupidly hard. But getting things so instantly, so fast, it's just fucking unrealistic.

Entertain yourself reading a book or something. That'll build up your patience.

>>16781239
I still draw. Was able to do that when I was a kid and got pretty decent when I was a kid. And I still read too.

And I don't expect to get it instantly. I tried guitar everyday for nearly 6 months and it's just not for me. I'm certain I would be able to do it if I were trained as a child but it's just not what's meant to be, I suppose.

>>16781264
I don't want pussy that much. Mostly just someone to be with.

I suppose $30 isn't THAT much. I just don't remember the mindset for learning new things, though. As soon as I made friends in middle school I got stupid. I stopped learning and started coasting.

>>16781276
How old are you, man? No matter how old you are, you can always learn something new. I can't prove that myslef but other people have.

Come on anon, make yourself pround. Make an anon proud.

>>16781289
I'm 22. I just don't remember the mindset for learning new things. I really wish I did.

>>16781289
I just ordered a $10 beginners harmonica. I hope I can do it.

I will say that I don't think I can, though.

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

>>16781356
I'm rooting for you, anon.

Send me your advances here: [email protected] and I'll cheer you up.
You can do this anon.

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How to be salty?

>>16781061
Say "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"

>>16781158
Hey man the accordion is pretty cool.