Help fulfilling bf's fantasy?

My fantasy is for you to get out of my life. We didn't hook up or date. You're just a crazy person. You should stalk a therapist.

>>16780364
Babe, don't be like that. I'm just trying to give you a nice Valentine's surprise!

Tbh I think trying to act out something like a porn scene in real life is awfully cringey. My advice, just dress up in the slutty cop outfit and jump him. Maybe get a pair of those fluffy handcuffs sex shops have and cuff his hands to the bed frame for a bit and just ride him. From my own experiences, guys love it the most when they just see that a girl's really horny, and they don't care that much about fancy costumes and shit.

>>16780367
I'm so sorry hunny.

Just listen to the song Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chili peppers. It will tell you everything you need to know

>>16780369
Lonneke, I think you have severe Bpd or something, how the fuck can I snap you out of this madness. Joke away, but I'm not laughing. It's not you, it's me ok? You happy now? Go torture another soul.

>>16780369
I thought the same thing about acting out porn like that but thought I'd ask anyway since he specifically mentioned the cop thing and not just "dress slutty, idc". Super horny, check. Thanks for your input!

>>16780369
This. Act literally crazy for his cock. Like seeing his dick actually makes you not think straight. Like you are about to die without it. Act like you're literally dying to have sex with him and he will fucking love it.

>>16780394
My only concern with this is that, in the past, dirty talk and loud moaning (both things I genuinely enjoy doing) have made him ask me if I was just acting for him or he's asked me not to act so enthusiastic because he feels like I'm putting him on, even when I'm not. And I don't say anything weird or in an over the top or unconvincing way, even (my only other two boyfriends loved how vocal I was with them), so I don't know. But I'll definitely keep this in mind, so thank you!