Hey, /adv/, I need some suggestions for fulfilling one of my boyfriend's fantasies on Valentine's Day.
He's fairly vanilla, and I've been trying to get him to tell me things he wants to try for years now. He finally gave me "sexy cop". But that's about it, nothing specific.
So I was wondering if you guys (and girls, if you have experience with this sexy scenario) could give me any tips on how to pull this off. Even just decent porn with a "lady cop" thing to review for ideas would be great help. If this is your thing, tell me what you like!
>inb4 just ask him
I don't want to give away that I'm doing this by prying for more. I'll cherry pick the things I think he'll like based on what I know about him and go from there. If it helps at all, like I said, he's fairly vanilla, but we're definitely a couple that likes to be a little silly in bed and have a laugh, so don't be afraid to be goofy or over the top with suggestions.
Tbh I think trying to act out something like a porn scene in real life is awfully cringey. My advice, just dress up in the slutty cop outfit and jump him. Maybe get a pair of those fluffy handcuffs sex shops have and cuff his hands to the bed frame for a bit and just ride him. From my own experiences, guys love it the most when they just see that a girl's really horny, and they don't care that much about fancy costumes and shit.
Lonneke, I think you have severe Bpd or something, how the fuck can I snap you out of this madness. Joke away, but I'm not laughing. It's not you, it's me ok? You happy now? Go torture another soul.
I thought the same thing about acting out porn like that but thought I'd ask anyway since he specifically mentioned the cop thing and not just "dress slutty, idc". Super horny, check. Thanks for your input!
This. Act literally crazy for his cock. Like seeing his dick actually makes you not think straight. Like you are about to die without it. Act like you're literally dying to have sex with him and he will fucking love it.
My only concern with this is that, in the past, dirty talk and loud moaning (both things I genuinely enjoy doing) have made him ask me if I was just acting for him or he's asked me not to act so enthusiastic because he feels like I'm putting him on, even when I'm not. And I don't say anything weird or in an over the top or unconvincing way, even (my only other two boyfriends loved how vocal I was with them), so I don't know. But I'll definitely keep this in mind, so thank you!