You don't need the details, all you need to know is that tonight I'm having sexual intercouse with my girlfriend.
It's the first time for the both of us so... any advice?
Any advice at all?
Pay attention to her breathing. Faster means she's enjoying what you do. Make sure she cums before you do. Don't forget about your assholes, they're super fun and often neglected. Suck her nipples. Try a few different positions if you last that long. Have sex again about an hour or so later, it'll be longer-lasting and better.
Don't expect to get her off, and don't expect to get off. Just focus on exploring and enjoying each other, and tell her when she does something that feels amazing. Communication is important.
I would not do this, the ass has to be "trained" or you can injure your partner.
Hey, I didn't get my v card punched til I was 19. Some of us are late bloomers man.
Better get used to the smell ASAP. And tiny little noises your bodies will make. Wear a condom. Don't neglect the foreplay. Don't be a two pump chump. Thinking of Obama will help you last longer unless you're a faggot and a nigger lover.
>Also, bring lube.
WTF is it with you kids and lube? You don't need it if proper foreplay was involved. She'll be a slip and slide.
A fresh clean towel. She'll need a lot of wiping up after the deed.
>Ensure your personal hygiene is at its peak, scrub your dick and balls plenty
>Wear a condom
>Make sure you know how to put on a condom properly
>Don't forget the foreplay
>Communicate plenty, its normal for you to both be unsure about the ins and outs
>Don't ram it in
>Don't penetrate her until she is wet
>Be prepared for new sights, smells and textures that porn didn't prepare you for
>It will hurt her unless she is used to having objects in her vagina
>You will probably be in the missionary position for the duration
>Don't expect blowjobs/anal/titwanks/anything like porn
Seeing as it is her first time too, make sure you are intimate and cuddle plenty as well, she will appreciate it, especially as its the one time she will remember.
Congratulations ya crazy cunt, you're gonna have sex for the first time!
#1: The first time is not as big a deal as people make it out to be. It's not going to be perfect, and neither you or your girlfriend are pornstars, so don't expect a masterpiece. Go into it with a playful, experimental attitude, and you'll be alright.
#2: Be prepared. Have your condoms ready, ask her if she's on any kind of contraceptive, etc. Bring lube, for Christ's sake. Lube is your best friend.
#3: Lots of foreplay! Make out, kiss/suckle on her nips, squeeze her ass/boobs... When you're both naked get some lube on your fingers/thumb, and provided she consents of course, make that pussy WET. Start by gently rubbing her clit with your thumb. Then, moisten her lips with more lube. Then, softly rub against her opening with the tips of your fingers. Then, slip a finger in their and slowly slide it in and out. Try curving your finger upwards as you slide (most girls' G-spot is in that upper area). Talk to her, ask her how she's feeling. Keep an eye on her facial expressions as you're doing all this to see how she's reacting. If she's wincing, slow down, and get more lube on her. If she's ahh-ing and hnng-ing, you'll be able to move onto the next part.
#4: Get lots of lube on your dick. Slip a condom over that sucker, and put even more lube on over that. Play with her entrance a little by rubbing your dick against it. When you're ready to make the first push let her know, then slooowwwly push it in. The tightness will be incredible and you'll wanna thrust faster almost right away, but control yourself. Don't want to overwhelm your girl/make it painful, so go slow. It is incredibly likely that you'll cum in under a minute, but that's normal for first timers. Don't feel bad if you do... Just have a nice little shower together, cuddle and watch something on the tv for a bit, then you can try again in an hour or so... it'll last much longer.
I thought sex was gonna be great until I actually had it. I regret tossing away my wizard powers for that shit.
I enjoy lifting more than I enjoy sex. The effort:pleasure ratio is like 4:1, and for lifting it's like 12:11
Haha, I'm glad you think so. And yeah dude it's normal to be nervous. I think a lot of us forget that sex is just a normal, fairly average part of our lives. However because sex is so glorified, we tend to put it on a pedestal and get super anxious about our performance, even if it's only our first time. You don't need to expect the moon... just expect to learn something new and have a little fun.
Girls do not find jazz sexy. Put on a Slowdive album or Yagya or something. Not fucking jazz. It's cool, but trying to get laid with jazz is fedora tier.
Best sex tip you'll ever get: Communicate. Just fucking talk to your girlfriend about your expectations, needs, and her needs, and you'll be good.
Lots of foreplay. Allow her to manage the pace so she feels more comfortable (if you find that you guys are stalling or aren't progressing, that means she wants you to take the lead).
If she seems nervous or says that she's nervous, let her know that it will be good purely because you'll be sharing the experience together. It's an intimate thing. If you're doing it with the right person, it won't matter (too much) how long you last.
With that said, if you finish quickly, take care of her and finger/eat her out until she orgasms or pretends to.
Uhhh, use a condom too.
That's all I got.
Also, let her know that you'll be doing this >>16772737
Actually, let her know repeatedly. It will make it more intimate.
First you stick your penis in her anal cavity, no lube, no nothing and stick all in right away
AND GET AS DEEP AS POSSIBLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN! While doing that you should grab a tray of ice cubes and stick each in her vagina so she wont get to hot and it also prevents heat strokes
>doggy for first time
Do not do doggy style for the first time your gf will ever have a dick inside her.
It'll feel good for you, but more than likely it'll just hurt her and cause discomfort that could've and should've been avoided.
Try missionary first, it's simple, easy, intimate, and you can control the depth and speed of your thrusts.
Pop a pillow under her ass for more depth and possible gspot action.
You can also put one/both of her legs on your shoulders (if one leg, make sure she's comfy, if both legs then obvs one either side of your head), and you can go extra deep while still being able to kiss her.
Don't forget to pay attention to her clit. Lick your thumb if she isn't quite wet around her clit, and GENTLY rub your thumb around her clit. Some girls clits are super sensitive, so less can be more with direct contact, while others aren't as sensitive, so you just need to experiment and always ask what she likes and what feels good.
Permavirgin wizard here.
For some reasons these threads make me feel a little less depressed. I mean my brain can process concepts like cuddling, kissing and hugging but the things described in these threads are rejected as "grotesque absurdities" by my brain (no I am not asexual).
Anybody else who feels the same?
It'll be an embarassing disaster for both of you. And this is a GOOD thing, because it'll help you both gain trust in each other. You're not in a relationship unless you're not afraid of being silly and gross with your SO.
In time it'll get way better.
I remember my first time I just ages on giving her orgasm after orgasm with my fingers and refused to put my dick in her and just kept doing it until she was screaming and begging for dick.
Take it slow. Try to really lead her on. Use a condom obviously.
Lots of foreplay. Ask her if she likes what you are doing either while doing it or afterwards, so that you start to know what she likes and can thus go from there.
Good luck OP. The jacking off 1 hour before that is good advice too; but shower, as you dont wanna get her pregnant due to that.