Use vacuum cleaner for sucking off weenie? Will it feel good?

Use the vibrations of a belt sander, it's more manly.

>>16768307
No, it won't feel good.

>>16768310
wouldn't that hurt?

>>16768352
Only if you touch the moving part. Just keep the spinning sand paper away from you, I thought it would have be self explanatory.

It's all fun until vacuum starts drawing blood.

I'm pretty sure this is a troll thread, but just in case it isn't: just go buy a fleshlight or something, jesus fuck.

Do you really want to end up in the ER with an embarrassing penile injury?

>>16768375
>Do you really want to end up in the ER with an embarrassing penile injury?
Seriously dude.
Think about breaking your dick. That's forever.

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>I lost my verginity to a vacuum cleaner.

>>16768382
wouldn't a adjustable power one with custom pipe work?

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>>16768395

was your ass sore the next day?

>>16768307
How are you going to clean it afterwards?

As far as I know, it won't feel too good. Imagine: it just sucks in. But your penis wants to go in and out, two ways. I can't imagine it's going to feel to ogood

Jesus don't do that.
There's even a doctoral thesis about that.

Milking machine is what you want.