I'm a cis straight male. I recently got married to the love of my life. I really do love her and I'm very happy. However, today I went to a business trip to Germany. Like I usually do I went to a brothel and fucked a sexy trap. I really enjoyed my time. However, the condom broke in my ass.
Should I tell my wife what happened, or just hope for the best? I feel really guilty, but I don't really want to mess up our good relationship either.
What do you think bros?
It's alright, bro. When I told the love of my life that I suck off truckers at the gas station to buy her flowers, she was totally understanding. Ever since then, she's been very supportive of my cis straight lust for thick dongs.
I'll put it this way and you can think about the ramifications of each.
There are three outcomes:
1. You tell her, then she knows.
2. You don't tell her, and she never finds out.
3. You don't tell her, and she finds out.
>I really do love her and I'm very happy. Like I usually do I went to a brothel and fucked a sexy trap, the condom broke in my ass.
So, you really love her but you have the habit of fucking guys with fake tits when you go on bussines trips.
>Should I tell my wife what happened, or just hope for the best? I feel really guilty, but I don't really want to mess up our good relationship either.
You should tell her what happened and get tested for whatever you may have. I'm sorry but there's a pretty good chance you really fucked up this time.
Likelihood of you having something contagious is semi high. Real enough that you NEED to get checked.
If you've got something, you should tell your wife. If you've not got something, you can try and hide it, but if this is a habit you're making then likelihood is that you'll be caught out eventually.
PS. op is a literal faggot
OK, thanks. But it doesn't really tell me what I should do.
I was thinking maybe i could go to a hospital and ask for an antiviral treatment. Like nurses and cops get when poked by a drug addicts needle or whatever.
No, we never did plugging. She's not into it.
Ok, I can help you with this. Your goal will be to talk to a doctor, like a family doctor if you can. Remember, everything you do within healthcare is confidential, even to your spouse. If you are extra worried tell the doctor that you do not want anyone, including your wife, to ever have access to your records involving your exam and treatment. They legally must provide this.
Now, do you know what kind of healthcare you can get while in Germany? Are you a citizen, or will your insurance cover a doctor's appointment or treatment while you are there?
Alright, then you will be able to treat this in germany. First off, you do not know if you even need any prescriptions, unless you have been noticing some symptoms. You will want to be tested for STDs, and will likely want to talk to a doctor about prescription or what is necessary to do. I would schedule an appointment. Just be mindful that no bills or anything are sent to your home, just ask each time you do something.
Also, you do have the option of doing the tests in your home country, this could save you a potential headache.
Or OP could just go back to the brothel, pay the trap fuccboi or whatever 300 euros for their time to go get tested that way he doesn't have to worry.
Hell, he might even just ask the trap and be like "hey do you have disease? if no then OK just monitor for symptoms." lol....
Not all STIs are viral. You can't just guess what you've been exposed to.
Also, if you can afford it, I would avoid using insurance, to avoid them having records of this. Anything a doctor has can be, and usually is, provided to your insurance company. It wouldn't take much for an employer to figure out the meaning of these tests and treatments if alerted to them. They aren't supposed to have access to this, but bigger secrets have been told. The fewer people who know, the better.
Well if you want you could buy polyethylene glycol. This is what is given for prepping a colonoscopy. Drink four litres of polyethylene glycol and you will cleanse yourself out. Any foreign substances will be gone.