I would like to name my daughter and my son opposites like name

boy and girl

Richard and Vagina

you could name them penis and ass

name them Penis and Vagina

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or Dick and Pussy

Dick and Pussy or Penis and Vagina or Boobs and Butt

Megaman and Protoman.

fart and queef, or maybe poop and pee

NAME THEM POOP AND PEE

>>16735654
How are they opposites? they're brothers.

LEFT TESTICLE AND RIGHT TESTICLE

OP and Heterosexual

>>16735604
Lol if you name your son Dissonance, you are a fucking retard

A shining example of why this generation should not have children.
Gunna name your 3rd and 4th kid Rainbow Dash and Sonic, you fuckin sperglord?

>>16735685
he's going to name them Penis and Vagina

>>16735604
You are not Frank Zappa. You do not get to name your kids with dumbass names.

PENIS AND VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16735688
>A shining example of why this generation should not have children.
Which generation and please elaborate...

>>16735693
Michael Jackson named one of his sons blanket.

>>16735604
>and my son Dissonance
Wow that's edgy... I'm getting serious deja vu here.

>>16735685
So you have no problem with naming a girl Harmony?

You're a twit.

>>16735705
he's gonna name his kids Penis and Vagina

>>16735705
Harmony is actually a girl name

Find names that sound like one another flipped like Sarah and Harris

>>16735729
fuck that shit

Name them penis and vagina

name your son Penis, and your daughter Vagina

op; go off of the Pokemon video game titles.

(Ruby and saphire, X and Y, diamond and pearl)

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Dark souls 1 and Dark soul 2

>>16735729
Yeah I always told myself if I had twins I'd name them Aidan and Nadia.

Name them both Daniel.

name them dildo and buttplug

>>16735681
Kekd

>>16735721
Yea.. the question is, why would someone have no problem with naming a girl Harmony, but have a problem with naming a boy dissonance...?

I hope those are just shitty examples to illustrate the point, because god damn.

Check out behindthename.com
It has a section for twins full of names that hare same or opposite meaning, anagrams, etc. And a 'name themes' section where things are broken down in like colour themes (so you can pick a 'black' and 'white' meaning name if you like), size themes (big and small), etc etc.

>>16735814

Because Harmony is a real name and pretty common, and Dissonance isn't?

>>16735825
Harmony is a weird name, you might as well name your daughter Zilfia.

Hi, my name is Dissonance and I'm a faggot.

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>>16735825
Harmony is not common at all.

>>16735729
did
you
just
blow
my
mind

>>16735814
Because harmony is a good thing and dissonance is not. Duh.

>>16735982

Common is the wrong word, but it's absolutely recognised.

>>16736057
dissonance is literally the opposite of Harmony, why should Harmony be legitimate and Dissonance not?

Don't give your kids retarded names. It's hard enough to keep them from turning into psychopaths already.

>>16736068

Because no one likes dissonance.

A prostitute is literally the opposite of a John but we don't name our kids that.

>>16736077

Psychopath, that's a good one! And his sister can be Paragon!

>>16735604
I actually once met twins called Oral and Anal.

>>16736245
I like dissonance.

>>16736250
>Paragon!
By Pargon do you mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUXuIuWQ3g

>gets son
>names him dissonance
>never gets a daughter to call harmony
>son is stuck with stupid ass name for no reason

>>16736492
On the flip side what if anon has a daughter named Harmony and no son named Dissonance?

>>16736503

Then humanity will have dodged a bullet.

>>16735699
Blanket is his nickname not his biological name. His real name is Prince Michael Jackson II (his first son is Prince Michael Jackson I) It's kinda dumb to name both your kids the same thing though.

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>>16735604
Rick and Morty

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>>16737003
Perfect

>>16735604
April and August. Spring and Fall

>>16735604
This is the gayest thread I've been in today. Holy fuck OP, how autistic are you?

Benis and Bagina

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>>16735635
Richard and Catherine.

She: Cenit
He: Nadir

I have two friends who are brother and sister named like that.

>>16736068
>>16736306
You aren't too good at English, are you?

Luke and Rey

>>16735604
Zenith and Nadir

gtfo of 4chan, Kim Kardashian

>>16735729
even better: Sarah and Harass

>>16735604
the whole premise of this, i just don't understand... yeah i want to emphasize the differences between my children instead of the things that are similar and should bring them together

Ying and Yang

How about hood and flaps

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Pimp and hoe

Adam and Eve
Hanzel and Gretel
Peter and Valentine

>>16737337
Don't you mean phil and Oprah?

>>16737337
Is that a photoshop?

>>16735760
Kek

>>16736529
His biological name is Homo Sapiensapien

>>16735604
Pearl and Onyx sounds good man. Peace!!

Romeo and juliet

>>16737371
No.

Those are his daughters.

>>16735604
>naming non existent children without consulting spouse
>naming then something stupid

This should work out really well.

>>16737521
More like australopithecus

Name them STRENGTH and WEAKNESS. Each year, starting at age three, make them fight each other for which one of them gets to become STRENGTH and which one has to be called WEAKNESS for the next year. At age fourteen, have them compete one final time, and the winner keeps the name for life.

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Donald and Hillary

Your son will do great things and your daughter will be a disappointment

>>16737285

The fuck are you talking about, dissonance is the lack of harmony, that's why there is a psychological term called cognitive dissonance.

dis·so·nance
ˈdisənəns/Submit
noun
noun: dissonance; plural noun: dissonances
lack of harmony among musical notes.
"an unusual degree of dissonance for such choral styles"
a tension or clash resulting from the combination of two disharmonious or unsuitable elements.


>"dissonance between campaign rhetoric and personal behavior"

>>16735681
thank you

Addition and Subtraction
Division and Multiplication
Sine and Arcsine
Derivation and Integration
Matter and Antimatter

>>16735604
4chan and reddit

>>16736245
I know plenty of people named John.

you should still name them Penis and Vagina

girl ping boy wang

Dusk and Dawn

name the boy Fart, and name the girl Queef

>>16738433
OP wanted opposites, dude.

But seriously, OP, just use real names. Any baby name book will have hundreds. You could go with Nero and Bianca, or Lucas and Leila. If you insist on going exotic, Phoebus and Luna aren't too far out of line.

>be in highschool
>meet bitch named purple star
>gets bullied for obvious reasons
>drinks bleach 2 months later

If you're gonna give your kids shitty names teach them not to be pussies first.

My go too's are
Gunnar
and
Autumn

>>16735604
Dissonance

>Ash and Gary
>Salt and Pepper
>En-K and Ess-K
>Lucifer and Thor (actually met twins irl )
>Robin and Harlequin
>Mack and Pisces
>Brock and Brohll
>Oopss and Notagain
>That's all I got

>>16735604
IGNORANCE AND WANT.
KNOW THEM AND AVOID THEM, FOR THEY SPELL YOUR DOOM, EBENEEZER!

>>16740433
Shit is gold

>>16735604
>Onyx

Would you like to be called that, for the rest of life from beginning the you fucking idiot

>>16735604
Chad and Virginia

>>16736529
A woman named all her 8 sons Henry. When asked what she did when she only wanted to call one of them, she said "I use their last names".

>>16736293
Me too, the one in your mother mouth and the other in her ass.

#rekt

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North and South

Cabal and Eva