I need to get vomit out of carpet fast, got sick and I live with my parents, they haven't found out yet and I need to clean it up before they do
Mix 1 part water and 1 part vinegar (preferably in a spray bottle if you have one, if not a regular cup or bottle will work)
Pour it on the stain enough to saturate it but not to make a giant as puddle
Let it sit for about 5 - 10 minutes
use a clean, dry towel (or paper towel) to clean up the water.
And try not to vomit on the floor again. What are you, a fuckin dog?
Oh after that rinse by going over the spot again with another washcloth that's just damp with water. It helps greatly when my cat spits up, so I hope it works out for you.
You're welcome OP, but please just stay in the bathroom the next time you decide to do such a thing.
Hair shampoo. mix a small amount in a bucket of water, soak a sponge in it and "pat down" the carpet until you get all the vomit out, and if you want to go the extra mile use conditioner in a similar way.
Get the dampness out of the carpet by getting a towel, folding it over the carpet and stepping on the towel. Then use a blowdryer with setting on warm or cool and fluff up with your fingers to dry the carpet
Baking soda and a little water, not vinegar. Baking soda will neutralize the acid.
Well, you also want to get the smell out without the horror of having to buy wool wash, right? It's also why the other anon suggested hand soap. Those contain perfumes and deodorants specifically to mask human bodily discharge odours.