How do I get an escort to fall in love with me when I'm unemployed, poor, fat, live at home and have no car and am a 28 year old virgin? Oh and I never met her she lives in Vegas and I'm in San Bernardino.
he means with his parrots.
get in shape. get a job. meet a real girl.
stop wasting time on these bullshit distractions.
i mean it. wake up tomorrow. eat something HEALTHY for breakfast.
go for a short, slow, jog followed by a long walk. I don't care what the weather is like.
from here on out, you are never to drink a soda or eat fast food or junk food again. only healthy, prepared REAL food, like vegetables and fruits.
even if you aren't going to give up on this stupid hooker thing, do this. because this is, in all likelihood, the first step toward that as well.
You better have a damn good personality. An unemployed poor fat shut-in virgin probably isn't exactly new or exciting ground to any prostitute.
Multiple visits, ramp up personal talk progressively, hope she has a thing for non-chads, try to get her to (literally) irrationally fall in love with you.
All I got glhf
You do realize that she almost certainly doesn't exist, don't you? The photos in the ads and online are all fakes, and when you phone the escort agency they say "Oh, Clitoria isn't available tonight, but we can send you Vulvina" who turns out to be 50.