how do i acquire gf?

stop looking for one

>>16717399
i'm not op

but i'm 21 and that didn't work for me and i'm not ugly

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>>16717383

1. Get your dick out
2. Fap a lil until hard
3. Dip dick into melted chocolate
4. Wrap money around dick over chocolate (do this while the chocolate is still warm)
5. Go outside
6. Wait.

>>16717383
Have money and a plan to make lots more money in the future.

>Implying any girl is going to like you for you. If they were, it would have happened already.

>>16717799
you get soft, chocolate cracks, and money falls off. happens 100% of the time. don't fall for it op

You don't
You fuck hookers
It's cheaper

>>16717399
Thisssss x 100000

>>16717399
Is this actual advice or just a meme

>>16717383
DON'T DO IT

IT'S A TRAP

GF'S ARE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.

IT'S CHEAPER TO GET AN ESCORT WHEN YOU GET THE URGE RATHER THAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TRUST ME.

Women and our society created this bullshit myth where men are more happy with girlfriends but they don't make you happy they just make your life miserable. A woman will never truly love your as women are not capable of truly loving to the depth that a man can. So don't do it.

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I will tell you but I advise against it.

Women are soul crushing and incapable of thinking and feeling like us. That is why there are so many unhappy men.

>So get good at what you are interested in.
>Get in shape
>Be successful. Have a career or money or be on the path to get those things.

Most women are very superficial. The way we men look at a hot woman is the way women look at a RICH guy... Just watch the youtube videos on "Picking up hot girl with Lambo" ... Nature has designed us or we developed rather to seek out certain qualities based on our gender. The man wants the hot girl to bear his off spring and the woman wants the good provider. So fulfill the provider role and the women will flock... and the you will realize that women don't ad much to your life except sex.. and even with that benefit they subtract it with all their nagging and drama.

Start genuine conversations with them. Also don't obsess about getting one

This is what i did

>started meds
>stopped being a depressed shit and worked on myself to eventually left them and sleep better
>shaped up a litle
>2 months in
>go to a birthday party
>Flirted with like 3 women, like if it was a game instead of being a needy faggot
>eventually add two of them to facebook wp
>date one
>supercool, so cool than i wouldn't even get a boner from a kiss
>kynda distant
>tfw i was in stop looking gf mode
>she ended up being my gf for 8 months and i adquired a lot of sex and gf experience


leveled up

>>16718018
You've never been in or seen a healthy relationship.

>>16718119
Give it time. Give it time.

>>16717833
True, didn't think of that.
Just have to stay hard 24/7 then, buy a shit load of viagra.

New plan:
>go to pound
>find cutest kitten
>find cutest puppy
>steal both
>go to park
>find cutest baby
>steal baby
>go to mall
>go to shop that sells make up (bear with me)
>find foundation a few shades lighter than your skin tone
>put on ring finger where a wedding band would sit (make it look legit, rub it in, make it look like a ring tan line)
>go to different park with kitten, puppy, and baby
>find bench
>sit
>wait

>profit ???

>>16718042
>So fulfill the provider role and the women will flock... and the you will realize that women don't ad much to your life except sex..
Only because you're attracting superficial bitches. Try attracting a woman because of your creative ability. You may find some better women then.

>>16718396
>have to be creative every single week of every year for the rest of your life

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16718412
>not being creative every single week of every year
Step up, anon

>>16718420
I can't

time to settle down for low maintenance then, at least they don't cheat as often

>>16717383

the concept that you need 'a' gf is pretty sad. why date someone just for dating someone? you should only want a 'gf' because someone specific makes you want them as a gf.

otherwise you're looking for someone to hit a bare minimum standard for an imaginary situation operating under the assumption it will somehow be meaningful.

why would any girl (or man for that matter) want to date someone who just WANTS A GF? a girl dates a guy who can make her feel special, not like shes the only one who will settle for him.

learn to enjoy your own life without the idea of some dream girl and girls will see you as happy wiht a good life. they will want to experience that with you and see what makes you so happy. it wont be universal obviously but this is how it works.

TL;DR get a hooker

>>16718396
Women need men to be complete. Men don't need women to be complete.

>>16718431
Not op but how do I make friends?
Like I joined a football team but everyone seems to know eachover and talk yet ignore me fuck

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>>16718042
>So get good at what you are interested in.
>Get in shape
>Be successful. Have a career or money or be on the path to get those things.

Honestly this
since you're single you have much more time on your hand than if you were in a relationship
Use this time wisely to be better at things that improve that you can show off (ie not video games), incuding lifting
that's about it