Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! I completely fucked up big this time, guys. I accidentally killed my girlfriend's dog.
She had this blonde German Shepard which she would leave with me to babysit whenever she went out of town.
But the other night, I was playing with it and couldn't help but noticed it's cunt. For some reason I got this idea of sticking my finger in there and playing around, which got me a little bit in the mood. I thought to myself that I should try everything at least once in my life, like my dad would advise. So I pulled down my pants and stuck my dick in it.
I kept going at it for a good while. But the closer I came to cumming, the more rough my thrusting grew. The dog started yelping in pain, but I was too close to climaxing to stop myself. Once I was done, I pulled out and jizzed on it's back, which then suddenly passed out and stopped breathing. In a panic, I rushed over to the vet, but she was pronounced dead on arrival.
They had to keep her overnight to investigate, and I couldn't think of any reasons to refuse that. So I just mindlessly let them take her, unsure on what to do next. Now I'm terrified they'll put the pieces together and Sherlock the fuck out of me. And even my terrified my girlfriend will find out too.
What do, /adv/? I'm thinking of skipping town and cutting contact with everyone.
>I killed my woman's dog by fingerfucking it too hard
well op, it's simple and clear
Or hire a hitman on your own head so you're not gauranteed to hell
It's just a dog. Just pay off the vet or something.
If you didn't take it to the vet, and just threw it in the garbage can, you could have even told your girlfriend that you started fucking her dog and it ran away.
>a guy who fucks his dog to death has a girlfriend and you don't
>a guy who makes up stories on 4chan about raping dogs to death pretends to have a girlfriend and you don't
you still don't have a gf but that puts things into perspective a bit I hope
Not baiting. You might be, though.
A dog's life only matters to an extent, but not to the extent in which any legal action should be taken. You should be able to kill a dog, and not have to explain it.
A lot of people take personal connections with their pets to the point it rivals the love they'd give their child. They certainly wouldn't like it if some random nutjob came by, shot it up, and got away with it.
>You should be able to kill a dog, and not have to explain it.
I mean. They are just dogs. You're being hyper sensitive, desu.
Rivals the love they give for their child.
Now I know you're trolling.
I have a dog too, but it's just a dog, therefore you can treat it like a dog.
You're dog doesn't have the emotional capacity to love you. But it will give you affection as long as you feed it.
>I love my cats more than I love my family
What? Do you have autism.
so? Dogs are trained policemen to rip bad guys to shreds, pit bulls fight each other. A German Shepard is supposed to be a working dog, herding sheep on the ranch. They're really tough. I don't think they can die from a human penis
Didn't you do exactly the same thing three weeks ago in exactly the same way to exactly the same dog with exactly the same picture?
I suggest you just wait two weeks and everything will magically reset itself back to normal and then, a week after that, you can make exactly the same thread about fucking exactly the same dog to death.